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Just in time for your mom Santa to toss this in your Christmas stocking, Burger King has released a limited-edition men's body spray that evokes the smell of freshly broiled Whoppers. But isn't this what they spray on the burgers already for authenticity? No! According to a press release, "The King is setting hearts ablaze for the holidays with his new scent of choice. FLAME™, a new men's body spray by Burger King Corp., features the scent of seduction with the hint of flame-broiled meat. A favorite of the King, FLAME™ is available for purchase for a limited time at select Ricky's retailers in-store or online." Because nothing's more romantic than the scent of mass-produced beef patties...except maybe the sultry FLAME™ website, which is really putting us in the mood (for salad).
Smell Like Burger King With New Body Spray: "FLAME"
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A friend of mine hooked up with this chick, and she actually sprayed perfume on her cooch before getting down with him. Perhaps this is a better option.
I prefer my men to smell like White Castle. It's what I crave.
this has to be a paid ad
Comes with a warning label: Avoid canines.
who wants extra cheese?
Before I get into bed with my wife in the evening, I rub myself with cold cuts. And when it really matters, I insist on Boars Head brand.
If you don't have a whopper at least now you can smell like one.
Perfect for seducing hungry bag ladies too.
A true gag gift.
I know I can hardly keep the chicks away after a a good lunch hour spent downing Whopper Jrs. (no mayo).
#1, that's happened to me before and it's not only weird to smell perfume there, it also tastes awful.
And I was going to get a job at BK so I can smell like burgers man I am lucky. I can wait for Rickys gives this crap away since no one will buy it
Ides of March is right; this is a pretty excellent gag gift.
#1 Its probably the same chemical they put in the food to give it the appeal that an overly processed piece of mystery meat could never hope to achieve.
So go ahead and apply it to the Great Divide, it can't be any more toxic than eating one of their burgers.
Whatever happened to nice application of talcum powder? A little down there between my thigh and sack keeps me smelling nice all day.
Want!
Whoever's in charge of BK's ad campaign is taking a lot of mushrooms....
once this is released there won't be any whopper virgins left on earth.
But wheres the beef?
smells like the G train
Great gift for all your parsimonious vegan friends!
Which only proves that nothing good ever came in a greasy bag.
I posted a review of Flame here:
(that's right... I actually tried it)
http://chomposaurus.wordpress.com/2008/12/19/burger-king-flame-ladies-luv-it-when-you-smell-like-beef/