Gothamist: FIT Coke Dad Stands by His Daughter

angry_pickle

Sun, 14 Dec 2008 16:28:47 -0500

let's tax that shit and fix the budget! I can't wait to get run over by someone high on cocaine. And guess what happens when Mr Cocaine addict can't afford his drugs from Duane Reade? Same as before: rob, mug, kill someone for the money. Plus something extra: rob, mug, kill someone at the Duane Reade counter for it. Smart move. After thousands of years of understanding that pleasure drugs are harmful to society, you want to make it legal so you can earn some money from it. Nice.

hubcap

Sun, 14 Dec 2008 05:44:24 -0500

he's right though. who cares? let's tax that shit and fix the budget! (we can redirect/layoff the drug cops while we're at it)

longacre

Sun, 14 Dec 2008 00:37:57 -0500

Mickenzie Dippenworth? Sounds like a Harry Potter character...convenient since she looks like one.

NannyState

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 23:26:51 -0500

What do they talk about at the breakfast table? Her, going on about her sinus pain and Dad babbling about whether the Ambien will wear off in time for that meeting?

Ronkonkoma Ondinnonk

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 22:35:09 -0500

There's a hell of a lot more problems Daddy has a point there. Still, I wonder how this generation of precious, mollycoddled rascals will adapt to the prospected hardscrabble near-future....

west side Michael

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 17:08:28 -0500

That's like someone saying they got pregnant from a swimming pool.

SP

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 16:32:38 -0500

#10 FTW. Regulate baby making.

Robespierre

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 15:48:23 -0500

Wow, that is one in-denial parent.

jaycjay

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 14:07:52 -0500

>i"Overweight smiling college-aged coke dealer? There's a joke in there somewhere, but I can't figure it out." For assistance go to the original post from two days ago, linked to above. The jokes have all been made and are waiting for you there.

Billiamsburg

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 14:06:19 -0500

WTF is with parents lately? Responsibility has gone out the window. One child per family from now on and you need a permit for it.

Thespis

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 14:00:36 -0500

You know what I'm having trouble figuring out is how this sweet, innocent girl ended up turning into an unrepentant drug dealer with no sense of sha... Oh. Ok, yeah, no, totally, that totally makes sense now. That...ok, that all definitely makes sense.

Whammo

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 13:56:58 -0500

"OK, yes, she did something wrong. Does that merit what has taken place?" Yes it does nitwit. "That's what my taxpayer dollars are going to? I really don't understand." Please have a vasectomy so the rest of society doesn't have to deal with your morally retarded spawn. "There's a hell of a lot more problems." See Jane. See Jane deal drugs. See Jane smile. Smile Jane smile.

Steven

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 13:54:35 -0500

She was just giving what the pubic wants. If there is a market for it then why not make a profit off it? Plus Uncle Sam is not involved. Is it better to make drugs legal?

felixthecat

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 13:09:18 -0500

If the pop princess from NYU only received probation then this chubby girls deserves a break as well

murphguide

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 12:59:51 -0500

Yeah, just her luck. The ONE time she sells drugs it is to an undercover officer. What are the odds? [#4] is it "pillows" or "pills"?

moocowtoo

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 12:56:02 -0500

Wait, they were upstairs asleep and there were four noise complaints. I want to know what kind of pillows they use because I'm totally buying one.

sj

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 12:49:19 -0500

LOL, she swore that she only dealt to the undercover cop? Dad, are you really dumb enough to believe her?

WesleySnipesAlot

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 12:48:24 -0500

re: the father's response- WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*head explodes*

chris

Sat, 13 Dec 2008 12:42:44 -0500

Overweight smiling college-aged coke dealer? There's a joke in there somewhere, but I can't figure it out.