The father of one of the two FIT students busted for dealing cocaine says that she's getting a bum rap. Mickenzie Dippenworth's father Charles tells the Post, "OK, yes, she did something wrong. Does that merit what has taken place? That's what my taxpayer dollars are going to? I really don't understand. There's a hell of a lot more problems." Dippenworth stands by his daughter who "has sworn to him ten times" that she only dealt to the undercover cop who led to her arrest and not to anyone else. His daughter had previously been on probation after police in her Maryland hometown responded to the fourth noise complaint made by neighbors and discovered a party with around 50 juveniles and young adults drinking while Dippenworth's parents were upstairs sleeping.





Overweight smiling college-aged coke dealer? There's a joke in there somewhere, but I can't figure it out.
re: the father's response-
WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*head explodes*
LOL, she swore that she only dealt to the undercover cop? Dad, are you really dumb enough to believe her?
Wait, they were upstairs asleep and there were four noise complaints. I want to know what kind of pillows they use because I'm totally buying one.
Yeah, just her luck. The ONE time she sells drugs it is to an undercover officer. What are the odds?
[#4] is it "pillows" or "pills"?
If the pop princess from NYU only received probation then this chubby girls deserves a break as well
She was just giving what the pubic wants. If there is a market for it then why not make a profit off it? Plus Uncle Sam is not involved.
Is it better to make drugs legal?
"OK, yes, she did something wrong. Does that merit what has taken place?"
Yes it does nitwit.
"That's what my taxpayer dollars are going to? I really don't understand."
Please have a vasectomy so the rest of society doesn't have to deal with your morally retarded spawn.
"There's a hell of a lot more problems."
See Jane. See Jane deal drugs. See Jane smile. Smile Jane smile.
You know what I'm having trouble figuring out is how this sweet, innocent girl ended up turning into an unrepentant drug dealer with no sense of sha... Oh. Ok, yeah, no, totally, that totally makes sense now. That...ok, that all definitely makes sense.
WTF is with parents lately? Responsibility has gone out the window. One child per family from now on and you need a permit for it.
>i"Overweight smiling college-aged coke dealer? There's a joke in there somewhere, but I can't figure it out."
For assistance go to the original post from two days ago, linked to above. The jokes have all been made and are waiting for you there.
Wow, that is one in-denial parent.
#10 FTW. Regulate baby making.
That's like someone saying they got pregnant
from a swimming pool.
There's a hell of a lot more problems
Daddy has a point there. Still, I wonder how this generation of precious, mollycoddled rascals will adapt to the prospected hardscrabble near-future....
What do they talk about at the breakfast table? Her, going on about her sinus pain and Dad babbling about whether the Ambien will wear off in time for that meeting?
Mickenzie Dippenworth? Sounds like a Harry Potter character...convenient since she looks like one.
he's right though. who cares? let's tax that shit and fix the budget! (we can redirect/layoff the drug cops while we're at it)
let's tax that shit and fix the budget!
I can't wait to get run over by someone high on cocaine. And guess what happens when Mr Cocaine addict can't afford his drugs from Duane Reade? Same as before: rob, mug, kill someone for the money. Plus something extra: rob, mug, kill someone at the Duane Reade counter for it.
Smart move. After thousands of years of understanding that pleasure drugs are harmful to society, you want to make it legal so you can earn some money from it. Nice.