Gothamist: Conspiracy Theorist's Guide to Free Chipotle in NYC

airtech1

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 20:32:39 -0500

"i wonder how much food these companies give to the homeless and/or the poor. none. so sad." Huh? I thought that anyone who consumes Chiptole with any regularity IS the homeless and poor.

Hugh Merwin

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 20:29:31 -0500

Chipotle actually does a lot in terms of sustainable agriculture, and they do fundraisers for the poor and/or homeless- in fact, the very first Chipotle opening in NYC was for CityMeals on Wheels.

edEx

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 00:28:43 -0500

i wonder how much food these companies give to the homeless and/or the poor. none. so sad.

fish

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:46:23 -0500

"Not to worry my lord; general consensus among the more stupid commenters was that the conspiracy theory fell flat." - Chipotle press representative overheard on cell phone with Ronald McDonald

helloandwave

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:39:59 -0500

You can get free burritos for whenever you want at http://bethebetterman.com/100248 - and for those of you that don't like Chipotle, you can be ironic and eat a burrito and really stick it to them...

babyhitler

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:38:03 -0500

as diarrhea goes, chipotle only gives me second degree runs. The king is still taco bell with 5 degree runs.

Gregoire

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:32:04 -0500

Just reading this story gave me the runs

Shinobi Shaw

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:30:56 -0500

The conspiracy theory joke not only fell flat, it crashed and burned and then exploded. If you are planning to be witty, at least try to have some resemblance of *humor.*

Rocknrope

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:13:00 -0500

Let's hope noone gets trampled underfoot for a carnita burrito bowl.

Qraymond

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:02:26 -0500

Why is this post filed under "food"? That stuff is terrible...

TJ

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 13:56:03 -0500

The information about the continued expansion of Chipotle in the city is great. The conspiracy theory angle fell flat though. And now I presume the usual banter between the people who like Chipotle and those who do not will begin.