Gothamist: Reports: Plaxico Burress Shoots Himself in the Leg

NannyState

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 00:57:45 -0500

Lucky guy: if he hit the femoral artery, he would be on the permanently disabled list...as in permanently dead. What a dumbfuck!

hungryghoast

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 22:04:26 -0500

I've heard studies that wide receivers are commonly the dumbest guys on the field. The actions by wide receivers seem to anecdotally back this up.

theevilone

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 18:46:49 -0500

Well, if he doesn't have a concealed weapon permit, I can't wait for him to get slapped with a felony.

BklynsFinest

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 17:19:08 -0500

I forgot to add:

BklynsFinest

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 16:44:01 -0500

Loaded with free time as result of his hamstring injury, Plaxico had been catching up on his movie watching, recently checking out the Oliver Stone film "W". He enjoyed it and was then inspired to watch "JFK" (which he heard was good but had never seen due to his opinion that Kevin Costner is overvalued when compared to his output). Soon after watching the "Zapruder sequence" in JFK, Plaxico became entranced by the concept of a "Magic Bullet" one that would defy logic and change history. Later that night at an NYC nightclub his childlike curiosity and one too many fuzzy navels got the best of him, he reached into his pocket for the cold steel nestled there, focused on his injured hamstring and took a shot in the dark.

BklynsFinest

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 16:08:43 -0500

not surprised, Plaxico avoids safeties

Pull My Finger

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 15:26:40 -0500

Should have shot himself in the middle leg and ended the bloodline.

kid icarus

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 15:20:57 -0500

I heard there's an APB out for Domenik Hixon. (kidding, relax)

ides_of_march

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 14:27:28 -0500

All the wealth and fame you could dream of yet the ghetto mentality remains.

PFCheungs

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 14:17:19 -0500

hhahahah savage

Jen S

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 14:06:00 -0500

Christ almighty. Stay healthy and DON'T shoot yourself!

babyhitler

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 14:01:31 -0500

if the giants lose the superbowl cause of this douche

blablanyc

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 13:56:43 -0500

Guns are OK. We need to keep them out of the hands of assholes.

inoyourider

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 13:55:38 -0500

Would someone please bitch slap him and the other athletes who don't seem to understand that they've 'made it'?

HolyDiver

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 13:42:52 -0500

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha

blablanyc

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 13:41:24 -0500

Is Plexiglass Wile E. Coyote?

westernqueensland

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 13:40:05 -0500

guns are for assholes.

moocowtoo

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 13:32:57 -0500

That aggravated hamstring is not going to be happy about this!