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Yesterday Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, Suri Cruise, and the Beckham clan were spotted leaving the Big Apple Circus. Aw, just look at that adorable little Suri, she's just cute as a button, yes she is, just look at her thetan glow...quick, put Tom Cruise's teenaged children (their mom is Nicole Kidman) in the back so they don't get in the way of this adorable moment.
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I see Cruise is reeling in another couple of big fish for the $cientology celebrity roster.
That poor kid. They dress her up like a doll all the time and never let her play with other kids.
peoe who follow this shyt have no life. Spoiled ass people stuck in fame bubbles anx the bored idiots who follow them.
What exactly is the point of this story? It's irrelevant.
Next, you shall report on The Cruises daily bathroom breaks?
If only Scientology worked when it came to acting.
Later that evening, the two couples went to see Jersey Boys
Hopefully Connor & Bella will get so sick of being ignored in favor of Suri, they push Tom out of a window.
Gothamist, I love you. But even I have to concede that this is Gawker's territory.
Definitely an ad for artificial insemination.