Gothamist: Teen Model in Teacher Sex Scandal Blows Top!

DaLata

Fri, 28 Nov 2008 15:01:09 -0500

oh come on. the reporter wasn't bothered at all. in fact, it looks like he came down with a case of butterflies-in-the-stomach in that 2nd and 3rd pick looks like someone was secretly hoping for a pre-Turkey day pack on the cheek. or lips. gobble goggble indeed

smacky

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:30:08 -0500

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that made my morning. HILARIOUS. I love the bike pic. classic dumbass

dooWOP

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 22:30:33 -0500

Well no one ever said that some white trash aren't photogenic...

tingo

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:11:28 -0500

Once you're a 'male model' the dignity has already melted away.

Amanda Harlech

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:02:53 -0500

BTW: the ridding of a minibike gives the dude 5 points

Amanda Harlech

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 19:55:28 -0500

it is kind of sad people just flooding the life these two have made...yeah they are in deed both freaks! but they deserve some dignity.

badtzmaru

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:58:32 -0500

I think this is so cute.

7train

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:53:36 -0500

Leave them alone!!!! It's his life, he does what and who he wants! They have a child, come on! And, I really hate reporters/photographers, who just show up at people's door like that all in name of "journalism". Seriously, how would you like if someone showed up at your door to take pictures and question your choice of partner?

NannyState

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:14:00 -0500

The whole thing is like, what if Michael Jackson had been born with his present looks and forced to present himself as "ordinary" by sharing a bed with a used up old dishrag? Neverland is a street in Queens.

Snoopy

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:45:57 -0500

Something about this whole story says it's a set up. I believe the woman set this whole thing up so she could break into an acting career. How about "The Young and the Restless" series? Huh? Think about it.

Clarice City

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:55:18 -0500

Walter, seen riding a bike stolen from the nearby playground, appeared to have his "angry face" on....

Snoopy

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:21:27 -0500

Has anyone noticed how much smaller his ears are compared to the other guy in the photos?

sinisterteashop

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:10:45 -0500

My goodness, if older women started taking younger lovers what would the Viagra and Propecia industry do?

robingee

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:06:40 -0500

That bike is hilarious.

ihateblackhair

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:04:13 -0500

I am amazed no one has made a comparison to Goonies or ET yet with the childs bike and all.Fact is she could be the ET in the front of the basket with that face!

Spiritof76

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:41:23 -0500

And this is why he will never be a successful model. You call that a tantrum? He needs to take some lessons from Naomi Campbell on how models really go ballistic.

abc

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:27:26 -0500

love the velcro side burns

The Edge

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:21:55 -0500

Where's his orange mocha frappuccino?

tingo

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 13:39:40 -0500

Oh wow. A pic of a male model on a little bicycle riding back to his suburban sugermama with a plastic bagful of milk and tampons - INSTACLASSIC!!!! Is that his 'blue steel' face?

ericf

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 13:31:29 -0500

FYI, Male models make crap $$. That Hugo Boss commercial is a joke, too. Just stills from a photo shoot flipping around. And wow, that woman is not attractive.

jterry121

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 13:24:07 -0500

Dont get why everyone is making fun of this guy. Cant a Male Model live in a crappy queens apartment, ride his childrens bike to the bodega, & f-ck a 37 year old fugly teacher in peace?

Pull My Finger

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 13:04:32 -0500

Wait, what did the teacher blow?

Huffy6241

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:57:01 -0500

I'm happy to see the 19 yr old is a bicycle advocate!!! More bike paths!!!

Huffy6241

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:56:23 -0500

I'm happy to see he is a proud bicycle advocate!!!

r1b2

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:52:28 -0500

You gotta know that this story isn't helping his value with Hugo Boss or other potential clients. This isn't the sexy kind of notoriety you want. This is just creepy.

XxSuntoucherxX

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:38:22 -0500

Is there a good reason that whenever this happens in Florida, the teacher is always at least attractive? How the heck does a male "model" land this Ozone Park um.... "woman"?

nomnomnom

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:27:44 -0500

@r1b2 That's how they do it in Ozone Park!

fakenewyorker

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:27:40 -0500

this story is depressing as hell. but that picture of the model on the bike made me laugh, and then made me sad. was this kid basically statutorily raped by this woman?

r1b2

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:16:48 -0500

he considered Salamino "an older sister," but later admitted that he "frequently had sex with her." An older sister with whom he frequently had sex? Um, ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

ides_of_march

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:10:45 -0500

That bike looks like it should have a little pink plastic basket on the handlebars.

babyhitler

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:09:47 -0500

You ever see that patrick dempsey movie LOVERBOY? yeah, this totally doesn't remind me of that cause the old lady looks like something stuck to the bottom of my shoe but this dude obviously has pychological problems. My guess is that he's totally in the closet cause his friends and family are all gaybashers and this is a way to assert his heterosexuallity by banging a chick. But just like Jake Gyllenhaal trying to bang ugly chicks like reese witherspoon this dude doesn't know that heterosexual males like hotties.

Bluealways

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:08:17 -0500

I like this relationship. It's as much of a sham as the stupid "subway soulmate who wears a flower behind her ear" from a while back, but it's got sass!

mrguy

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:02:47 -0500

he looks like Joe Millionaire: The Early Years. Also, those photos are screamingly funny. What a thanksgiving treat.

Dirk

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:02:34 -0500

This story makes my day.

brooklynbs

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:01:47 -0500

Why is any of this newsworthy?

ides_of_march

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 11:59:22 -0500

Milan - Rome - Paris - Ozone Park

Alex

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 11:55:54 -0500

Haha what a piece of white trash. Also, you'd think he'd be able to get a hotter teacher.

Jen Chung

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 11:55:03 -0500

I like how, in spite of being a model, he dresses likes a regular 19-year-old from Queens--baggy jeans, baggy shirt, slippers. Totally not Janice Dickinson Model Agency stuff.

matty

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 11:54:53 -0500

gawker post alert

ides_of_march

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 11:50:33 -0500

His top is probably not the only thing he blows.

FrankMartin

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 11:50:06 -0500

I thought models lived in lofts in tribeca! man am I glad I didn't become a model. I mean he can't even afford a bike for adults/

citizenerased

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 11:45:33 -0500

Haha Those photos are amazing!