Gothamist: Lenny Dykstra Settles Accounting Lawsuit

photostation

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 02:32:04 -0500

I worked for this low life and he owes more over "9 Large". Hey Lenny, how about honoring the contract YOU drafted and we both signed. LENNY DYKSTRA IS NOTHING BUT A DEADBEAT GRIFTER!

fj

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 03:47:27 -0500

From baseball to car washes, 'roids to Twizzlers - Lenny's keepin' it classy....

NannyState

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:43:07 -0500

Does he even pay for his Twizzlers?

Jen S

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 18:18:59 -0500

Amazing photo.

babyhitler

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:58:10 -0500

this shit is too funny. if it weren't for the twizzlers I would hate this dude but because of the thing that ain't even real licorice, it's kind of endearing.

drewo

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:40:19 -0500

Lenny may have met one too many center field walls.

ides_of_march

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:23:25 -0500

Dykstra's purpose in life is obviously to prove that money doesn't buy class.

emilydickinson

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:10:04 -0500

"7,000? That's how much my dry cleaning bill is each week to get the stuck Twizzlers off my suit"

Huffy6241

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:49:29 -0500

Just another reason why congestion pricing is a good idea and we should all ride bicycles - especially fixed gear bicycles. Mmmm, Twizzlers. In your face gas guzzling SUVs!

fishfryin

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:48:46 -0500

does he compulsively chew twizzlers instead of tobacco now?

everyAframe

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:47:52 -0500

Dykstra then pointed to his watch, telling everyone its worth more than they make in a year, then informed them that: "coffee is for closers." Hey, Len: lighten up -- Julia Roberts made almost your whole fortune in one paycheck doing a chick flick in the 90s.

mfib

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:36:03 -0500

"Yeah, like the guy in the $1,200 pants is gonna designate a driver or call a cab! COME ON!"

ides_of_march

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:35:27 -0500

I respect people who know how to make money honestly. I have zero respect for the ones that feel the need to flaunt their money. It's a sign of immaturity and insecurity.

r1b2

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:29:49 -0500

$7,000? Cuz that's how we roll.

FrankMartin

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:22:05 -0500

what is odd: Twizzlers and $7,000 suits. Incongruous.

bxbrian

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:18:22 -0500

whoa, bro nice twizzler, bro.

whitecastlerock

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:15:19 -0500

7 large for a suit and he looks like he is about 80 years old in that photo...

spiritross

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:11:58 -0500

God bless that man

JacqueMehoff

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:09:45 -0500

"seven large" isn't that like gambling speak?

edEx

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:06:46 -0500

loser.