Upon hearing that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz named their baby "Bronx" (Bronx Mowgli Wentz, to be exact), we asked Bronx Borough President Adolfo Carrión, Jr. what he thought. He told us: “It’s great to hear that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson named their son after such a great place. I hope baby Bronx gets the opportunity to see what a beautiful and eclectic borough he was named after.” But just what are the chances of these three taking a family trip to the borough? At the very least, the MTA really should start making onesies so they can make him look all legit.





Obvs the baby's first b-day should be at the Bronx Zoo and/or Arthur Avenue.
It seems as if celebutards have the monopoly of stupid child names. Why not Michael? Ethan? Denzel? Omar? This kid already hates his parents. And they still have a few years of marriage before they split up. Oh, yeah, like this marriage will last!
BMW as the initials. Better than GM.
Neighborhoods should be the next trend. 'Woodlawn' would really take this kid places.
"Adolfo Carrion Jr"? And we're talking about Bronx Wentz?