New Bike Brings Pole Dancing, Cycling Together At Last

For exotic dancers tired of the boring brick and mortar confines of traditional strip clubs, here comes PoleRiders, a new rolling stage with the power to turn every intersection into your own personal Bada Bing. Yours for $300.00 for the first hour and $200.00 for each additional hour, the stripper rickshaw comes fully equipped with pole, music, neon-lit platform, one driver, and one professional pole dance instructor. But it's not all fun and games; the team behind the contraption also has a mission: "To unite two great things that are even better together: bicycles and pole dancers!" And while the price may sound steep, you'll easily earn back your investment in crumpled dollar bills tossed by passing Suburbans. [Via Thrillist.]