Gothamist: Caught Cheating? Blame Your iPhone!

r1b2

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 06:23:47 -0500

"the exact moment of maximum pleasure..." Um, being married to her sounds like a mid-west sanctioned romance novel during the Nixon administration.

meechybee

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 12:22:10 -0500

Maybe he just wanted to try the "enlarge" feature on it.

abcohen

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 10:14:34 -0500

duhhhhhhhhhhh he wanted to get caught!

RDR105

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:18:26 -0500

What a Tool! I don't even know who's the dumbest between these two..sigh

thelexiphane

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 04:01:29 -0500

"I've got an iPhone. "I'm twittering my betrayal and abject humiliation. "I am a total loser." FAIL

Future Taliban

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 03:57:07 -0500

"Known as a "money shot" in the pornography industry. Although in dirty movies they actually use Ivory dishwashing liquid, dispensed through a flesh-colored tube. An alternative, used when oral ingestion is required, is produced by adding corn starch to the water left over from cooking pasta." In other words: "I'm not only the president of the Masturbator's Club, I'm also a proud customer"

west side Michael

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:48:00 -0500

Hey!the artist Lucas Samaras did the same thing in the old polaroid days but that was published as fine art.E Jac CU LAY tion at the Genius bar? Sounds like it should be on Boing.Boing.com

Steven

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:02:17 -0500

This could be just a joke on the internet.

Amanda Harlech

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:38:38 -0500

PAIR of Idiots! The guy is a massive idiot , and the woman an idiot for even giving some thought to the idiot's theory.

Jerky

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:34:47 -0500

"Well, if you must know ... it was a close-up shot of him pleasuring himself taken at the exact moment of maximum pleasure.." With a description like that, no wonder he had to cheat on his wife! She obviously needs to watch more porn.

Wza

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:29:38 -0500

That dude is just dumb.

felixthecat

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:29:23 -0500

take about denial

contortionist

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:07:07 -0500

There are no mistakes.

Peter

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:04:39 -0500

Well, if you must know ... it was a close-up shot of him pleasuring himself taken at the exact moment of maximum pleasure.. Known as a "money shot" in the pornography industry. Although in dirty movies they actually use Ivory dishwashing liquid, dispensed through a flesh-colored tube. An alternative, used when oral ingestion is required, is produced by adding corn starch to the water left over from cooking pasta.

HUGO_MEGO

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:53:39 -0500

This woman has a lot of problems.