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Caught Cheating? Blame Your iPhone!

2008_11_iphone.jpgOn the Apple discussion boards, a woman from NJ asked other users if iPhone photos automatically attach themselves to email, after she "found a raunchy picture" her husband sent to a woman via his iPhone: "He admitted that he took the picture but says that he never sent it to anyone. He claims that he went to the Genius Bar at the local Apple store and they told him that it is an i-phone glitch." Most users smell a rat ("this is not an issue with the iPhone so the glitch is probably with your husband.") and wonder about the picture itself. In the midst of the exchange, the aggrieved wife adds, "Well, if you must know ... it was a close-up shot of him pleasuring himself taken at the exact moment of maximum pleasure... Add that picture to the late night phone calls and some other miscellaneous texts and e-mails that I found ... and let's just say that my atty is working on the divorce complaint. Nonetheless, I wanted to remain open to the possibility that it was all some big mistake (I think that he is the big mistake) and thank everyone who provided input on this discussion."

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  • r1b2

    "the exact moment of maximum pleasure..."

    Um, being married to her sounds like a mid-west sanctioned romance novel during the Nixon administration.

  • lostwallet

    Maybe he just wanted to try the "enlarge" feature on it.

  • abcohen

    duhhhhhhhhhhh he wanted to get caught!

  • RDR105

    What a Tool!

    I don't even know who's the dumbest between these two..sigh

  • thelexiphane

    "I've got an iPhone.

    "I'm twittering my betrayal and abject humiliation.

    "I am a total loser."

    FAIL

  • Future Taliban

    "Known as a "money shot" in the pornography industry. Although in dirty movies they actually use Ivory dishwashing liquid, dispensed through a flesh-colored tube. An alternative, used when oral ingestion is required, is produced by adding corn starch to the water left over from cooking pasta."

    In other words: "I'm not only the president of the Masturbator's Club, I'm also a proud customer"

  • west side Michael

    Hey!the artist Lucas Samaras did the same thing in

    the old polaroid days but that was published as

    fine art.E Jac CU LAY tion at the Genius bar?

    Sounds like it should be on Boing.Boing.com

  • Steven

    This could be just a joke on the internet.

  • Amanda Harletsch

    PAIR of Idiots! The guy is a massive idiot , and the woman an idiot for even giving some thought to the idiot's theory.

  • Jerky

    "Well, if you must know ... it was a close-up shot of him pleasuring himself taken at the exact moment of maximum pleasure.."

    With a description like that, no wonder he had to cheat on his wife!

    She obviously needs to watch more porn.

  • Wza

    That dude is just dumb.

  • FelixtheCat & Christine Quinn'

    take about denial

  • contortionist

    There are no mistakes.

  • Peter

    Well, if you must know ... it was a close-up shot of him pleasuring himself taken at the exact moment of maximum pleasure..

    Known as a "money shot" in the pornography industry. Although in dirty movies they actually use Ivory dishwashing liquid, dispensed through a flesh-colored tube. An alternative, used when oral ingestion is required, is produced by adding corn starch to the water left over from cooking pasta.

  • HUGO_MEGO

    This woman has a lot of problems.

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