Showtime Advertising via Gramercy Park Real Estate

Have you checked out the sort of confusing Showtime endeavor the Showtime House in Gramercy Park? It opened earlier this season after undergoing a $20 million transformation. (What economic crisis?) Housed inside of a 19th century townhouse, it contains six rooms inspired by shows on the network: Weeds, Dexter, Californication, The L-Word, United States of Tara and The Tudors (Inside the NFL was robbed!). Videogum declares, "Oh that poor house, surviving more than a century of New York City development and disrepair only to be turned into this bogus nightmare." Meanwhile, Cool Hunting points out that you can buy the blood-soaked decor of the Dexter room from Brooklyn store Spring, though be warned, a dessert plate will cost you about 60 bucks.