Giulianis Allegedly Involved in Dirty Putt-Putt Politics

2008_11_giulianigolf.jpgWhen was the last time a Giuliani got some good press? Today's Post checks in with onetime mayoral inauguration day superstar Andrew, a few months after it was reported that he is suing Duke University after being thrown off their golf team by Coach OD Vincent for bad behavior. Specifically, as former teammate Brian Kim puts it, "He threw an apple at me point-blank, and it shattered on my face." Since then, it's alleged that Andrew's mother Donna Hanover has offered to donate $1 million to the favorite charity of one player's parents in order to garner a vote to get him reinstated on the team. And Coach Vincent believes that he is being followed, possibly by the same private investigator the family hired who has been calling teammates. Despite being one of the weaker members of the team last year, Giuliani still says his plans are to go pro.

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Giuliani, Jr. bashing is unjust. As has been said before, this kid didn't get to choose his two monster parents.

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

A cop friend of mine who was involved in the City Hall security detail told me that while once transporting Giuliani, Jr.,Andrew pulled his pants down and shit in the back of the car.
Bizarre, but that is why the guy swore.

I'll say this: he's certainly got a face for the PGA.

I wouldn't be surprised if he called Kim a gook.
when you personally injure someone, that's when you know it's out of hand. He threw an apple at me point-blank, and it shattered on my face," said former teammate Brian Kim, who said he was a constant source of Andrew's ire.

"He threw an apple at me point-blank, and it shattered on my face."

Shattered? What, was it frozen?

www.forgotten-ny.com

Basic physics, Kevin: Drop an apple from a third-story window. Watch the results on the ground below. It breaks off in chunks. Now imagine that apple traveling about twice that speed, at a dude's face.

Republicans should be castrated so they cant have kids

ha
He wouldn't even get invited to play in a pro-am at this rate

Wow; douchebags beget douchebag. Surprise!

Ah, but he never said what he would be a "pro" of. Maybe he wants to be a caddy. He's going to be the next Bagger Vance, just you watch.

All the influence in the world can't buy you athletic talent.

Next he'll bitch because a certain country club wont let him in because he poured a pitcher of sangria over the club president's head at the annual charity ball.

He's too pudgy to play pro golf.

...this kid didn't get to choose his two monster parents.

True, but he does get to choose whether or not he acts like a douchebag.

What an asshat. He's got a bit of a Gary Busey thing goin on in that pic.

He's got the kind of face that a well placed sand wedge shot would do it good.

Andrew's looking to be the next John Daly.

See what happens when you marry your cousin. God remembers.

This is where he injures his back and gets hooked on Oxycontin, swells up to 280 lbs. and is discovered dead in his luxury apartment with an uncashed check from Dad for $50,000 on the coffee table next to the crack pipe. Thereafter, Mom becomes a regular on the talk show circuit decrying "horrible prescription drugs" and milking the tragedy in a crappy book that reaches #32 on the NYT Bestsellers List before going to the remainders. Rudy, naturally, makes no public mention of him ever again.

why didn't he kick that brat's ass? oh wait we are talking about collegiate golf players..

He was a doofus on stage during the inauguration, and clearly a doofus he has remained.

Giuliani jr sabotaged his fathers presidential run and his mother, Donna Hanover, is a grade A c*nt. Hanover still tries to paint herself as the victim of a womanizing husband and in turn has poisoned her children against their father.

Since Hanover can't afford to lose another man in her life, she defends her c*ntish son at any cost. By doing so, he has become a flagrant, over-opinionated, incompetent, d**chebag -a great combination for Obama's new team of advisors.

#26 - It was Kerick and his liberal social values that lost Rudy his presidential run. His children just hate his golddigger wife's gut and did not want to be a part of his life/campaign. I can't wait till the day Mr. 9/11 disappear from the political scene FOREVER! I would blame him for runing McCain's run as well.

He has a face you just want to smack.


What an ugly troll. Thank god for Daddy's money or that fat boy would never get laid.

Is it just me, or is he a dead ringer for the villain from The Incredibles?

#26

I am pretty sure mr guiliani ruined it for mr guiliani.

#29 junecarter,

I said it before and I'll say it again:

You can tell from that smug expression that he's got a plush job and a posh apartment waiting for him after graduation.

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