Photo of the Long Island City waterfront by Idle Type on Flickr
- From the Gothamist Newsmap: runners In cardiac arrest on the 59th Street Bridge and 107th St and 5th Ave in Manhattan, a violent EDP on Park Ave in Brooklyn and a suspicious package at 1560 Broadway in Manhattan.
- Brides-to-be and their fiances picketed a NJ bridal store that filed into bankruptcy (the brides didn't get their dresses).
- With Suffolk and Nassau Counties ranking fourth on the state's list of foreclosures and a number of other economic factors working against it, the near future looks grim out on Long Island.
- If Governor Paterson is as serious as he says he is about taking on the state's fiscal crisis, he may need to curb his staff's usage of state credit cards.
- John McCain wasn't the only one on the Republican ticket participating in a little comedy yesterday. Sarah Palin was on the receiving end of a prank call from two Canadian comedians who convinced the governor she was talking to French President Nicolas Sarkozy.
- The Supreme Court is about to get some F-bombs dropped on it in an upcoming case about the decency of maybe the most famous of all swear words.
- Hillary is being a trooper until the bitter end, today penning an Op-Ed in the Daily News making the case for a Barack presidency.
- Possibly inspired by Patrick Dempsey in Loverboy, seductive Queens priest 'Father Elvis' used to deliver pizzas on his spare time for $6 an hour.
- Did you know that volunteers for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade go to Clown University?




I usually don't like prank calls, but that call to Palin was hysterical. She was so full of herself that she just couldn't pick up on all the over-the-top sarcasm those guys were throwing her way. "I just love killing those animals. Mm, mm. Take away a life, that is so fun!... I must say, Governor Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life, you know, Hustler's Nailin Palin." How could anybody think lines like that were serious? And she had no sense of humor at all, the way she had her aide basically hang up on the guys. I think somebody probably got fired up in Alaska there. Now she knows how McCain must have felt when he found out his people hadn't vetted her properly.
Now that so many investment banks on Wall St. have vanished, there will be plenty of available spaces at Clown University.