Gothamist: Voting Never Felt So Good

Babeland

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:34:36 -0500

It's not just for people who visit Babeland stores anymore. Get 20% off your next babeland.com purchase when you enter coupon code VOTE08 between now and November 11.

NannyState

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 20:29:01 -0500

^ You're still a dildo. bada bing, bada boom, bada bing bang boom!

babyhitler

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:15:18 -0500

I just realized that the dildo is supposed to be a flagpole. "pole" get it? It also reminds me of the time I didn't know what a dildo was. It was in high school and someone said it in class and I said really loud "WHAT'S A DILDO!???" The teacher said something about "keep your private life out of school" and everyone laughed but I still didn't know what a dildo was. Then I went home and asked everyone what a dildo was and my older sis said it was a vibrator and laughed at me, then all the embarrassment I should have felt in class flooded through me and that's when I lost the touch of innocence that made me what I am today.

soopaman

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 18:51:18 -0500

Obama-bots would already be fucking themselves by vote for Obama so this is kind of redundant.

MonkSalve

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 18:34:17 -0500

"sorry one McCain reader" Hey, Hey....it's more like 2. And I suspect they live too far to take advantage of this. It's a shame though 'cause they need it.

NannyState

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 18:05:27 -0500

I still have my Maverick "sleeve" from the last vote for the new M&M color.

Nick S

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:09:04 -0500

Also, I'd imagine that Maverick thing is a bitch to clean. Ew.

Nick S

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:07:53 -0500

I just checked the website.. the toys are 20 bucks each. How can they possibly afford to give that much free merchandise away?

Rocknrope

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:20:43 -0500

To quote Enid from Ghost World in re: the "sleeve": "Who would have sex with this thing?"

soytrucknutz

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:10:48 -0500

Other proposed inducements to vote: * 1 share of Google stock from Google NYC * Free cupcake from Buttercup * A hot bagel at H&H * An extra free copy of Metro Please add to my list.

r1b2

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:53:14 -0500

Well, after the f**king we've taken these last 8 years, I reckon this is appropriate.

ganghiscon

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:46:16 -0500

What's NSFW about this? The thumbnail of a dildo that is so small it looks like a grain silo with an American flag attached to it?

tingo

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:43:35 -0500

Whatever happened to NSFW warnings?

JacqueMehoff

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:41:14 -0500

do we even get a voter registration cards? and, keep these posts coming of all the free schwag one can get on election day.

edEx

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:37:44 -0500

great marketing!

jessnoica

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:35:20 -0500

hello sickday

matty

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:33:33 -0500

"sorry one McCain reader" PWND