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According to her driver's license, the 76-year-old woman who was recently busted for stealing a wallet from a Fairway shopping cart is named Charlotte Petrovas. She's been arrested 73 times over the years under dozens of different aliases, and the assistant DA says they've had trouble verifying her identity because she "virtually burned off the fingers on both hands, which makes fingerprinting virtually impossible." In an interview with the Post, she explained that "my father died when I was young, so I had to go to work. I was a model in the Fashion District. I did that for years, but then I had an accident and broke three bones in my back and went on disability." She says she's not a "career criminal" but stole "just to get the things I need."
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I can tell she used to model. What a GILF!
Someone should make a movie about her.
Then we will learn the facts of life,
and she will get some income.
When I steal, it's usually to get only the stuff I need too. Except this one time I stole a pair of Manolo Blahniks. I felt I didn't really need them, and thought that stealing them would be an unnecessary indulgence. I ended up deciding that I really did deserve them and treated myself to stealing them anyway.
Why is crime only endearing when old people do it?
3: I didn't know Sarah Palin posted on gothamist. Totally sweet.
Gee our old La Salle ran great.
...those were the days...
73 times, though!
Gaw!
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime, granny.
How long has she been in prison? If you're only going to be locked away for a few months then why not keep doing what you do.
Apparently she steals red hair dye also.
She looks a lot like Hillary 'goat skin' Clinton.