Rumor: Guy Ritchie Cries at Sight of Son in Yankees Shirt

What is a nasty celebrity divorce without weeping? In the realm of the Madonna-Guy Ritchie divorce, Us Magazine says that Ritchie was "crying over" seeing photos of 8-year-old son Rocco in a Yankees t-shirt. Because a Yankees t-shirt signifies slugger Alex Rodriguez, one of Madonna's many rumored current paramours. Of course, it doesn't help that there are more rumors about A-Rod buying real estate closer to Madonna's Central Park West triplex, reportedly scoping out an $80 million four-bedroom apartment at 15 Central Park West. Anyway, Us Magazine has other crazy details about the divorce, like how Madonna would say, "I should have married someone like me: strong, hot-blooded, intelligent, ambitious, spiritual," and "Guy called her old, fat, ugly and wrinkled and said that she was stupid and couldn't sing."

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By Jen Chung in Arts and Events on October 22, 2008 6:24 PM

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HUGO_MEGO

Guy should be happy that Madonna the filthy slut is out of his life.

madonnafan1000

What are you all? Stupid. Have you not heard her sing? How could she stand strong so long and have sold so many CDs without her incredible voice. Yes, she's incredibly talented, can sing, has a body most women wish for and looks awesome for any age. I'm sure anyone that writes differently would love to have her or be her.

Facts speak for themselves and her numbers in so many areas are facts

SINNER

Yes I agree, we don't know what part he was talking about. For all we know he could've been referring to her beef drapes. I don't know--but I've heard things!

RedWhiteandBrooklyn

"Guy called her old, fat, ugly and wrinkled and said that she was stupid and couldn't sing."

You don't know what part of her he was calling fat and, since he's right about the rest (especially the can't sing part), he may be on the money about that, too.

everyAframe

>>Also, sure sign that a guy is gay: he thinks a woman with Madonna's BMI is fat.

Sure sign you're commenting from Los Angeles: you just used the acronym "BMI" without a trace of irony.

suepart

guy got it right except for the fat part.

cucarachita

Also, sure sign that a guy is gay: he thinks a woman with Madonna's BMI is fat.

cucarachita

She totally can't sing. But she's not fat. She's unhealthily sinewy and scary.

ottoemezzo

He's right. She CAN'T sing.

NannyState

Right away Madge reverts back to a Yankees loving Noo Yawker. Please. A-rod will wise up and shuffle along: there's just too many low-maintenance hotties ready to throw themselves at him. And Madonna wants some kind of 'equal'. Time for her next hit album: "Spinsterhood".

choppynyc

"one of Madonna's many rumored current paramours"

Just out of curiosity, what other rumored affairs is she involved in other than A-Rod?

FelixtheCat & Christine Quinn'

I am a Met's fan and if my woman put a yankee shirt on our future kids then I would also cry.

Kojak

lol. what a fag

Man up sissyboy

FelixtheCat & Christine Quinn'

Guy, she ain't fat but now you are in for it.

Hell has no fury like a woman scorned

kearnj

Funny. I didn't know Guy was such a pansy.

Snoopy

I believe he was referring to her head not her body below the neck. He was redundant, but accurate.

She was cast in that BMW promotional film "The Hire" that Ritchie did featuring her. It was released in 2001 and she looked like crap back then. I'm amazed Guy would come home looking at something like that for so many years. He captured her looks and attitude perfectly.