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Not to be outshined by Obama's roasting of McCain, or Tina Fey's spot-on impersonation of her, Sarah Palin might be making a cameo on SNL this weekend (after flip-flopping about appearing). The show isn't confirming anything just yet, but the Daily News notes a good fit, with the episode being hosted by Josh Brolin, who stars in Oliver Stone's film "W" about President Bush. If Palin does in fact show up, Mark Wahlberg may have a harder time getting through security. Following the parody Andy Samberg did of him last week, the actor said on Jimmy Kimmel last night: "When I see that kid, I'm gonna crack that big f*cking nose of his...and then I'm gonna tell him 'Say hi to your mother for me." He added: "I'm gonna get on a plane tomorrow, I'm gonna go down to 30 Rock or wherever the f*ck they shoot that show, he probably doesn't have a dressing room so I have to find him in the cafeteria or wherever, and I'm gonna slap him in the big nose. Tune in, I gauran-f*ckin-tee you." Looks like someone can't take a joke.
Coming Soon to SNL: Wahlberg and Palin?
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Coming pretty close to anti-Semitism there, Marky.
That's too freakn funny. That skit was spot on too.
Marky Mark is just pissed cause the "GOOD VIBRATIONS" needling finally died down but now he's getting all this "Say Hi to Yo Motha fo' Me!" from everyone everyday and all day. He wants to be seen as a serious actor but he'll always be the guy that ruined the planet of the apes.
At approximately 9:00 p.m. on April 8, 1988 Thanh Lam, a Vietnamese adult male who resides in Dorchester, traveled by car to 998 Dorchester Avenue, Dorchester, Massachusetts. At 998 Dorchester Avenue, Thanh Lam left his car carrying two cases of beer. As he crossed the sidewalk, Mark Wahlberg attacked Thanh Lam. Wahlberg was carrying a large wooden stick, approximately five feet long and two to three inches in diameter. Wahlberg approached Thanh Lam calling him a "Vietnam fucking shit," then hit him over the head with the stick. Thanh Lam was knocked to the ground unconscious. Th[e] stick broke in two and was later recovered from the scene. Thanh Lam was treated overnight at Boston City Hospital.
Hey, not too much of a stretch.
2 big nose references. That's really close to anti-semitism.
shyet up - it's not anti-semitism. if his name was Andy McQuinn and he still had that big fucking nose , would it be anti-semitic? would it be Anti-Irish...?
is mark wahlberg Jewish? or his real name?
That should be good for your career Marky Mark. F'in douche.
#4- He also decked this other asian dude and made him lose an eye. what a evil guy. Also, Sarah Palin just lost a bid to Kill endangered whales. Fucking whale killing bitch. Please don't vote for this evil ass cumguzzling whore.
and I didn't mean to say that Palin guzzles Human male cum but Moose Male cum. It's technically true.
Mark Wahlberg: unclear on the difference between being paid to pose like a tough guy in front of cameras and actually being a tough guy in real life since he was an underwear model for Calvin Klein.
-hitlerbaby
Obviously, that wouldn't be anti-Irish, because there isn't a centuries long history of hate-mongers mocking the Irish and their giant schnozes. Nazis never printed cartoons of shifty, big-nosed Irish, who were plotting against the good people of Germany.
If I make a crack about Angelina Jolie's huge lips, I'm making a joke about Anelina Jolie's huge lips. If I make the same joke about Jay-Z, I'm trafficking in a well-established stereotype that specifically demeans black people. There is such a thing as context.
Walberg, Samberg, what's the diff?
Marky Mark really got his panties in a funky bunch.
#12- the difference is that if you made fun of angelina jolie's lips it would be dumb cause her lips are a positive. People mostly like big lips on girls. Your basically making fun of her for being good looking which is dumb. Noses are universally hated for being big. No one likes big noses except the dude from digital underground.
#12: It's a tricky argument. In order to determine whether something is even vaguely anti-zook you must be aware of the complete history of anti-zook statements and keep them in mind at all times so that they can be avoided? That's a helluva lot of baggage to carry around.
Either way I prefer my bread buttered on the top.
Either Wahlberg's in on the skit and he'll play it out on SNL or he really doesn't have a sense of humor. We'll see I guess.
#15 - Then take out Angelina Jolie and insert Steven Tyler. It doesn't really change the point that one's racial and the other isn't.
Lordy, I hope Wahlberg is kidding.
If so, and he makes a cameo, funny. If not, well, nobody likes an actor who can't make fun of himself and he'll find himself pretty unpopular for making threats like that. This ain't 1990, Marky Mark.
"No one likes big noses except the dude from digital underground."
damn, baby hitler, you are old skool, with the back in the day joints! lol, do the humpty hump!
This just isn't all that serious...Marky Mark was just doin it for the exposure kids. Think Max Payne. Like they say, any publicity is good publicity.
Is this Mark that boy band guy? He is going to smack him, sounds like he has some sort of S&M fantasy to me. Mock me I beat you.
The quote reads like some cheap phone sex line
"Oh I'm gunna come down there and slap you"
djrobgordon-
get back to work.
#20- dude don't even get me started on my Huey Lewis and the News re-phase. I've been listening to their greatest hits for the past 2 weeks nonstop.
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Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically.
When he "goes down there to slap him" will it leave a marky mark?
I'm sorry folks, it's friday.
How douchey is Wahlberg not to be flattered by this!
No one could be that epically humorless right? Right? Marky Mark has to be doing some publicity stunting for his new crappy action flick.
BTW, did anyone else expect the skit to end with "bitch ass, cock muncher"? I mean the animal selection was so obvious: dog, donkey, rooster, goat.
Okay so the last one is a bit of a stretch, but come on, it was so close!
Marky is trash.
Looks like no one gets the joke. This is staged. 17/21 are on the money.
It is Andy Samberg pulling an Andy Kaufman. Unbelievably, it worked.
The nose comments are not anit-semitic in and of themselves, but since Samberg likely recreated the stunt (no such tning as a new idea), is he a self-hating Jew?
This is what happens when you make Boogie Nights and all you get afterwards are bad scripts.
If only he had punched M. Night Shyamalan in the nose.
Or the wind.