Gothamist: Tabloid Says Madonna, Guy Ritchie Will Divorce

nohateparade

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:14:35 -0500

obviously. her next stop is always a rod.

Think twice

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:03:53 -0500

Sniff......moving on then.

Felix Hoenikker

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 10:21:55 -0500

from South Park episode 'Kenny Dies": Bob: I know! I bet you wanna meet Madonna, huh? (Kenny says something) Bob: W-what was that? Kyle: He said Madonna is an old anorexic whore, who wore out her welcome years ago, and that now she suddenly speaks with a British accent, she thinks she can play guitar and she should go f*** herself. Madonna: Should I come in now? Bob: Uh, no not quite yet

whitecastlerock

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 09:51:46 -0500

#1 Right on target-best comment in weeks

chuzzlewit

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 09:39:13 -0500

she is a hideous ice spider.

smitty

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 09:31:56 -0500

Arod is not ugly at all.

Fritzdecat

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 09:28:11 -0500

#1 nailed it

felixthecat

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 09:00:17 -0500

A-Rod isn't a catch either. He is quite ugly. I wonder how much money Richie will make out of the divorce. More then Heather Mills?

ides_of_march

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 08:46:33 -0500

A-Rod is out of his mind if he wants to hook up with this dried up, shagged-out, old hag. If any Hollywood director wants to do a remake of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, Madonna's your Baby Jane.

Amanda Harlech

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 08:13:28 -0500

"sketchy trying to stay sexy" That's their whole reason of being! To my point...why would they stay together if the sex is not hot? -what happens to all couples once they realize the other is human-

chris lee

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 07:06:36 -0500

She should have married an older man. That guy is hot and she's starting to look a little sketchy trying to stay sexy.

r1b2

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 06:27:57 -0500

I think that sometimes the comments about the quality of writing here are a bit mean-spirited, but the spelling and grammar errors are really unacceptable. "...who father daughter Lourdes"? Isn't it worth the time and effort to proofread what you've written, Jen?

MrManhattan

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:07:29 -0500

So what happened to those Commerce Bank letters? Oops that was for the previous topic. What were we talking about?

NannyState

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:28:07 -0500

Lock, Stock, And Two Smoking Assholes.