After months--if not years--of rumors, British tabloid The Sun claims Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting divorced. Apparently the couple will release a statement about the split because they "can’t bear to live with the pretence any longer." The source says, "Madonna wanted a highly stage-managed separation, with their split being announced when it when it was convenient for her" -- she's currently on tour-- but apparently the fighting has been too bad for that! The Sun suggests that Madonna has "rekindled a close relationship" with Carlos Leon, who fathered daughter Lourdes, but our question is whether the Material Girl's next stop is A-Rod.




Lock, Stock, And Two Smoking Assholes.
So what happened to those Commerce Bank letters?
Oops that was for the previous topic.
What were we talking about?
I think that sometimes the comments about the quality of writing here are a bit mean-spirited, but the spelling and grammar errors are really unacceptable. "...who father daughter Lourdes"? Isn't it worth the time and effort to proofread what you've written, Jen?
She should have married an older man. That guy is hot and she's starting to look a little sketchy trying to stay sexy.
"sketchy trying to stay sexy"
That's their whole reason of being!
To my point...why would they stay together if the sex is not hot?
-what happens to all couples once they realize the other is human-
A-Rod is out of his mind if he wants to hook up with this dried up, shagged-out, old hag.
If any Hollywood director wants to do a remake of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, Madonna's your Baby Jane.
A-Rod isn't a catch either. He is quite ugly. I wonder how much money Richie will make out of the divorce. More then Heather Mills?
#1 nailed it
Arod is not ugly at all.
she is a hideous ice spider.
#1 Right on target-best comment in weeks
from South Park episode 'Kenny Dies":
Bob: I know! I bet you wanna meet Madonna, huh?
(Kenny says something)
Bob: W-what was that?
Kyle: He said Madonna is an old anorexic whore, who wore out her welcome years ago, and that now she suddenly speaks with a British accent, she thinks she can play guitar and she should go f*** herself.
Madonna: Should I come in now?
Bob: Uh, no not quite yet
Sniff......moving on then.
obviously. her next stop is always a rod.