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Tabloid Says Madonna, Guy Ritchie Will Divorce

2008_10_madguy.jpgAfter months--if not years--of rumors, British tabloid The Sun claims Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting divorced. Apparently the couple will release a statement about the split because they "can’t bear to live with the pretence any longer." The source says, "Madonna wanted a highly stage-managed separation, with their split being announced when it when it was convenient for her" -- she's currently on tour-- but apparently the fighting has been too bad for that! The Sun suggests that Madonna has "rekindled a close relationship" with Carlos Leon, who fathered daughter Lourdes, but our question is whether the Material Girl's next stop is A-Rod.

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  • nohateparade

    obviously. her next stop is always a rod.

  • Think2wice

    Sniff......moving on then.

  • Felix Hoenikker

    from South Park episode 'Kenny Dies":



    Bob: I know! I bet you wanna meet Madonna, huh?

    (Kenny says something)

    Bob: W-what was that?

    Kyle: He said Madonna is an old anorexic whore, who wore out her welcome years ago, and that now she suddenly speaks with a British accent, she thinks she can play guitar and she should go f*** herself.

    Madonna: Should I come in now?

    Bob: Uh, no not quite yet

  • whitecastlerock

    #1 Right on target-best comment in weeks

  • chuzzlewit

    she is a hideous ice spider.

  • smitty

    Arod is not ugly at all.

  • Fritzdecat

    #1 nailed it

  • FelixtheCat & Christine Quinn'

    A-Rod isn't a catch either. He is quite ugly. I wonder how much money Richie will make out of the divorce. More then Heather Mills?

  • ides_of_march

    A-Rod is out of his mind if he wants to hook up with this dried up, shagged-out, old hag.



    If any Hollywood director wants to do a remake of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, Madonna's your Baby Jane.

  • Amanda Harletsch

    "sketchy trying to stay sexy"

    That's their whole reason of being!

    To my point...why would they stay together if the sex is not hot?

    -what happens to all couples once they realize the other is human-

  • chris lee

    She should have married an older man. That guy is hot and she's starting to look a little sketchy trying to stay sexy.

  • r1b2

    I think that sometimes the comments about the quality of writing here are a bit mean-spirited, but the spelling and grammar errors are really unacceptable. "...who father daughter Lourdes"? Isn't it worth the time and effort to proofread what you've written, Jen?

  • MrManhattan

    So what happened to those Commerce Bank letters?



    Oops that was for the previous topic.





    What were we talking about?

  • NannyState

    Lock, Stock, And Two Smoking Assholes.

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