Levi Johnston Speaks!

2008_10_levibrist.jpgA month after VP candidate Sarah Palin announced her daughter was pregnant, the baby's father is speaking to the media elite--the AP reporter outside his house. Levi Johnston, 18, who dropped out of high school to become an apprentice electrician, said he and Bristol Palin, 17, "both love each other" and weren't pressured, "We were planning on getting married a long time ago with or without the kid. That was the plan from the start." Also, Palin fans can send blue booties with rifles on them: "I'm looking forward to having him. I'm going to take him hunting and fishing." And while Johnston said Barack Obama "seems like a good guy. I like him," he's rooting for John McCain and Palin: "I just hope she wins. She's my future mother-in-law. She better win."

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Kid, you really should have kept your stick on the ice.

No way he's 18. He looks like his late 20s early 30s.

Levi = the posterboy for Peaking in High School. In 10 years he'll be a bald alcoholic with a beer gut, and in prison for abusing Sarah Palin's daughter.

How dare Johnston impregnate Young Palin with his inferior seed. Our Vice Presidential Candidate's female family members deserves proper courtship and marriage before any insemination is to occur.

Abort the bastard child! We the American people DEMAND it.

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lol @ "with or without the kid"

Sounds like a proud papa, no?

too bad he's not the father. Todd palin is.

He also claimed that the MySpace page that said he was a "redneck" and "did not want kids" was made by some friends of his a couple of years ago and he had nothing to do with it.

Sure, kid. Sure.

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The economy is in the toilet and we're waging two wars. Why does anyone give a fuck what this kid has to say? Seriously.

Babyhitler:

Again, perhaps? Has there been any research done on correlations between consanguinity and Down syndrome?

This is one scenario where a DNA test would simply "fail."

Levi will connect with the Joe Sixpacks and hockey moms, and help Palin/McCain bring in the working class votes in the swing states. He proves himself to be a responsible young man, and he and Bristol will have a long and productive life together. Traditional family value at its best, something that you liberal elitists know nothing about.

Palin/McCain 2008!

sadly, levi's statement to the ap reporter is much longer than any unscripted interview sarah palin has done with the press.

Traditional family value at its best, something that you liberal elitists know nothing about.

So what part traditional family values does McCain's cheating on his crippled first wife fall under?

Keep shoveling the bullshit, Dude69, keep shoveling...

off topic but wanted to followup with Dude69.

"I can't wait for the new poll numbers after tonight's debate! Palin/McCain will retake the leads in Michigan, Ohio, Florida and Pennsylvania! In one month's time we will have the Palin/McCain administration we need to put the Pelosi and her liberal cronies in Congress in their place!" -Dude69 Oct 8th

Yep. They are down by 11 points and down by 150+ votes in the electoral college. Also, Senate looks poised to get a 60 vote majority and house will become more blue. This election will not only see a return to a democratic majority but more importantly it will destroy the spirits of conservatives everywhere.

haha, I actually thought Dude69's comment was sarcasm...

There's just no fucking way Dude69 is serious. It's impossible.

The good news:
http://iemweb.biz.uiowa.edu/graphs/graph_PRES08_WTA.cfm

Dude69,

What part of "Traditional Family Values" endorses pre-marital sex and pregnancy out of wedlock? These people cant even get their children to be committed enough to finish public high school ( how hard can that be in Wasala, Alaska?) as they are BOTH high school drop outs. How long of a commitment do you think dear Levi is going to make to giving up the party life of an 18 year old self described "Redneck" for the grueling life of supporting a wife and new born on the salary of someone without even a high school diploma? Is divorcing your teen bride and baby mama a "Traditional Family Value"?

Mrs. Palin has done such a stellar job of raising her daughter....lets give her Nuclear codes and and an economy that even Princeton scholars can not figure out.

Dude69 doesn't usually get this many bites. Good show.

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much.

Jacqueline Kennedy

#19 - that's on par with republican values. It's always do as I say, not as I do with them.

He looks like Ray Liotta when he did Goodfellas.

Dude69 - excellent trolling - do you 69 your mother with that mouth?

McCain to Palin after she told him Bristol is pregnant: "That's impossible, she's not married."

I believe marriage is an institution best reserved for two unwilling teenagers. You betcha!

LEVI'S FUTURE

Once Palin goes down
In defeat
The boy won't be feeling
Any heat.

And then he can
Do what he wants
Despite Sarah's
Screechy rants.

Though she calls him
A friggin' fourflusher
He'll flee to neighboring
Mother Russia.

KNOCKED-UP KICKER

Palin knows what this means:

Grandkid will have Levi's genes.

"We were planning on getting married a long time ago."


Um, you're 18. so, what, a long time ago when you were...12?

Spew the hate neo-lib hipsters. You have your marching orders from Gothamist.

The guy's a sappy sperm-donor. Bristol will dump him by her sixth year at community college in favor of a local furniture store owner with a fetish for stilletto heels and caribou jerky.

Levi is like the Lifetime Movie bad boyfriend character.

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