Levi Johnston Speaks!

#25 - oh snap!

It's the new Aland Peg Bundy.

Levi is like the Lifetime Movie bad boyfriend character.

^LOLz n props

The guy's a sappy sperm-donor. Bristol will dump him by her sixth year at community college in favor of a local furniture store owner with a fetish for stilletto heels and caribou jerky.

Spew the hate neo-lib hipsters. You have your marching orders from Gothamist.

"We were planning on getting married a long time ago."

Um, you're 18. so, what, a long time ago when you were...12?

KNOCKED-UP KICKER

Palin knows what this means:

Grandkid will have Levi's genes.

LEVI'S FUTURE

Once Palin goes down

In defeat

The boy won't be feeling

Any heat.

And then he can

Do what he wants

Despite Sarah's

Screechy rants.

Though she calls him

A friggin' fourflusher

He'll flee to neighboring

Mother Russia.

I believe marriage is an institution best reserved for two unwilling teenagers. You betcha!

McCain to Palin after she told him Bristol is pregnant: "That's impossible, she's not married."

Dude69 - excellent trolling - do you 69 your mother with that mouth?

He looks like Ray Liotta when he did Goodfellas.

the kid is not my son

#19 - that's on par with republican values. It's always do as I say, not as I do with them.

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much.

Jacqueline Kennedy

Dude69 doesn't usually get this many bites. Good show.

Dude69,

What part of "Traditional Family Values" endorses pre-marital sex and pregnancy out of wedlock? These people cant even get their children to be committed enough to finish public high school ( how hard can that be in Wasala, Alaska?) as they are BOTH high school drop outs. How long of a commitment do you think dear Levi is going to make to giving up the party life of an 18 year old self described "Redneck" for the grueling life of supporting a wife and new born on the salary of someone without even a high school diploma? Is divorcing your teen bride and baby mama a "Traditional Family Value"?

Mrs. Palin has done such a stellar job of raising her daughter....lets give her Nuclear codes and and an economy that even Princeton scholars can not figure out.

There's just no fucking way Dude69 is serious. It's impossible.

The good news:

http://iemweb.biz.uiowa.edu/graphs/graph_PRES08_WTA.cfm

Yeah, in your face dude!

haha, I actually thought Dude69's comment was sarcasm...

off topic but wanted to followup with Dude69.

"I can't wait for the new poll numbers after tonight's debate! Palin/McCain will retake the leads in Michigan, Ohio, Florida and Pennsylvania! In one month's time we will have the Palin/McCain administration we need to put the Pelosi and her liberal cronies in Congress in their place!" -Dude69 Oct 8th

Yep. They are down by 11 points and down by 150+ votes in the electoral college. Also, Senate looks poised to get a 60 vote majority and house will become more blue. This election will not only see a return to a democratic majority but more importantly it will destroy the spirits of conservatives everywhere.

Traditional family value at its best, something that you liberal elitists know nothing about.

So what part traditional family values does McCain's cheating on his crippled first wife fall under?

Keep shoveling the bullshit, Dude69, keep shoveling...

18-going-on 42??

sadly, levi's statement to the ap reporter is much longer than any unscripted interview sarah palin has done with the press.

Levi will connect with the Joe Sixpacks and hockey moms, and help Palin/McCain bring in the working class votes in the swing states. He proves himself to be a responsible young man, and he and Bristol will have a long and productive life together. Traditional family value at its best, something that you liberal elitists know nothing about.

Palin/McCain 2008!

Babyhitler:

Again, perhaps? Has there been any research done on correlations between consanguinity and Down syndrome?

This is one scenario where a DNA test would simply "fail."

The economy is in the toilet and we're waging two wars. Why does anyone give a fuck what this kid has to say? Seriously.

White Trash on Ice.

He also claimed that the MySpace page that said he was a "redneck" and "did not want kids" was made by some friends of his a couple of years ago and he had nothing to do with it.

Sure, kid. Sure.

too bad he's not the father. Todd palin is.

lol @ "with or without the kid"

Sounds like a proud papa, no?

How dare Johnston impregnate Young Palin with his inferior seed. Our Vice Presidential Candidate's female family members deserves proper courtship and marriage before any insemination is to occur.

Abort the bastard child! We the American people DEMAND it.

Levi = the posterboy for Peaking in High School. In 10 years he'll be a bald alcoholic with a beer gut, and in prison for abusing Sarah Palin's daughter.

No way he's 18. He looks like his late 20s early 30s.

Kid, you really should have kept your stick on the ice.