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Run, Ryan, Run

rreynolds08.jpgLast year Katie Holmes ran (or pretended to run) the NYC Marathon, and this year the sweating, panting herd of runners will be graced with the presence of soon-to-be now official Mr. Scarlett Johansson. Joining Team Fox in support of Parkinson's disease (his dad is afflicted), Ryan Reynolds invites one and all to come watch him on November 2nd, adding: "Feel free to bring a smile, automated defibrillator, or a fresh set of nipples." He also writes on the Huffington Post about seeing the marathon in Central Park a few years ago, saying, "I saw an incredible spectacle of people pushed to the very brink of collapse. The pain was etched into their faces so deeply ... I saw guys coming in to finish with bleeding nipples. Why in the hell were their nipples bleeding? People were crying. People were limping, hobbling, screaming, crawling." Good Luck, Ryan!

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By Jen Carlson in on October 9, 2008 4:20 PM

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  • aspiringrapper

    With his acting career seemingly as dormant as it is, he no doubt has time to spend in the gym. No idea what, beyond that, Scarlett could see in him, though.

  • soleilseven

    Dammit, I was hoping I could enlarge that picture.

  • Think2wice

    I want to hate Ryan, but...can't...resist.

  • robingee

    Good jiminy, is Ryan Reynolds really that ripped? Wowsers.

  • JRod5417

    Good Lord that dude is ripped! To prevent nipples from bleeding during a long distance race just put band-aids over them. It works!!

  • sergal

    Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created from stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice,CHRISTIAN young lady.Clones(not 1)made in GERMANY,leader manufacturer of humans clones,it's in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,N.Bavaria,Mr.Helmut Kohl home town,they spreading globaly NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled,be careful get close you'll be controlled too.Original family didn't authorize activity with stolen biomaterials,it's all should go to Cedars-Sinai MedCenter in LA.Controlling clones is US military operation.Original Scarlett wasnt engage,by the wy

  • aveB4life

    that body looks like mine

  • Barbj8

    If you fall a lot your nipples will bleed. So will your chin, your nose, your stomach and your knees.

  • buzzbuzzard

    I thought that my nipples were bleeding but it turns out it's just my heart.

  • matty

    My nipples bled after 6 miles yesterday. Totally embarassing with a white shirt on.

  • Steven

    Scarlett and Ryan were married last week or the week before.

  • Lisabrelle

    I believe that they are married already. (Scarlett and Ryan)

  • jibbly
  • jibbly

    Poor choice of t-shirt or tanktop material = constant irritation for nipples over 3-6 hours = bleeding.

    Seriously!

  • paolo mastrangelo
  • Sommelier

    Seems to be an awful lot of mentioning of men's nipples here... I'm just saying.

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