October 8, 2008
Have a Very Spitzer Halloween
Ricky's, the beauty emporium that also stocks tons of Halloween Costumes, is offering Client #9 and Emperors Club VIP costumes, a salute to the Spitzergate scandal. The men's costume is $40 while the women's is $30. Of course, the budget way to go about costumes would be:
- For Eliot Spitzer, wear a suit and tie and scrunch your mouth into a line (bonus points for male pattern baldness and black socks). Maybe carry a toy steamroller and get really pissy about everything. Unsafe sex not included.
- For Ashley Dupre, wear a white bikini or something short and tight. Carry condoms, read excerpts about Ashley from the #1 Hooker's book.
- For Silda Wall Spitzer, wear a powder blue suit with pearls or wear a blue suit and tie scarf around your neck. Also needed: Blond wig and look of anguish.
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Halloween is completely fucking retarded.
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These pictured costumes are just stupid. I mean, what are they supposed to be? Do call girl ring clients wear uniform jumpsuits? No, I'm absolutely certain they don't. And the dress... what is that?
They make no sense. Jen's ideas are much better than these the "professionals" came up with.