
Photograph by andrewodom on Flickr
- From the Gothamist Newsmap: A missing escapee on Gouverneur Ave in the Bronx, an EDP foot chase on 79 St And 5th Ave in Manhattan, and a rape at E 23rd St & Cortelyou Rd in Brooklyn.
- Anthony Marshall, who is accused of stealing money from his mother Brooke Astor without her knowing, is undergoing heart bypass surgery this week.
- Midtown Lunch is anxiously awaiting the opening of Obika, a mozzarella bar.
- A gallery of 1970s Flushing Avenue (via Queens Crap).
- KIng of All Media Howard Stern is marrying Beth Ostrosky tonight at Le Cirque--and Mark "Mr. Kelly Ripa" Consuelos is officiating.
- Sign o' the times: There are three empty storefronts in a row on Brooklyn's Bond Street.
- The Knicks' Jared Jeffries is expected to be out 6-8 weeks after fracturing his fibula during a practice scrimmage.
- And Gordon Ramsay is trolling Craigslist for new chefs to kick around on Hell's Kitchen.




Props to andrewodom on Flickr -- sweet shot.
New rule: every blurb about a heart bypass should be immediately folowed by a blurb about a mozzerella bar.
I hope Beetlejuice and Daniel Carver are groomsmen at Howard Stern's wedding. Wendy the Retard can be a bridesmaid and of course Ba Ba Booey should be the best man.
Anthony Marshall's heart was bypassed a long time ago. This is just to prevent any more clotting in his brain.