Gothamist: Hudson Yards Park & Boulevard Renderings Unveiled

NannyState

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:28:34 -0500

What? No Yum Yum Trees? They'll never live to see it.

JMH

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:17:03 -0500

In fact, replace all of it with bacon. $3 billion in bonds. Wonderful. How about we pay for something with actual money instead?

Kevin Walsh

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 13:02:11 -0500

None of this stuff will be built... www.forgotten-ny.com

Murray Hillster

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 12:54:08 -0500

The problem with this design is that it lacks a protein. I suggest that the tower in the back be replaced by bacon.

Politburo

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 12:19:59 -0500

The red area is the poppy fields that will pay for all of this...

Toby von Meistersinger

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 12:07:07 -0500

More uninspired tripe.

AnnaZed

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 12:02:09 -0500

What exactly IS that watermelon area supposed to be? Too funny.

Snoopy

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 11:20:50 -0500

Unfortunately George Carlin, the conductor, has retired.

Rob T Firefly

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 11:18:54 -0500

In other news, the 7 trains will now be pulled by Thomas the Tank Engine.

Pull My Finger

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 11:15:59 -0500

I just barfed in my mouth. Yuck!

Snoopy

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 11:01:00 -0500

The project will end up costing 6 billion and not be finished by 2023. Meanwhile the buildings flanking the park are boring glass blocks. How else can they afford the perennial red grass? It doesn't grow on trees.

moorecor

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:56:03 -0500

Is it supposed to look like a watermelon patch? Where do you get red grass?

plk779

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:55:16 -0500

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this model looked delicious.

Jen Chung

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:48:29 -0500

Or it's a pastoral scene from Gumby!

Snoopy

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:28:50 -0500

Oh No, Mr. Bill! They made it round and lumpy just like our home town.

Think twice

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:26:32 -0500

OMG it's a Jolly Rancher commercial. Or is it Froot Loops. No it's a scene from "Bob the Builder". Anyone else have a hankering for a watermelon or sour apple Blow Pop.