Gothamist: Chicago and New York Need Serenity Now!

Qraymond

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:13:26 -0500

"The only people who hate bikes are lazy fat fucks who think that cause they bought a shitty luxury car that cost them over 50 g's they need to justify that purchase by using it." This comment reminds of another post for some reason... http://gothamist.com/2008/09/18/state_senator_jeff_klein_curses_the.php

babyhitler

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:34:36 -0500

I forgot to add that when you are on a bike you almost will never get mugged unless you are walking your bike. Muggers hate to chase after fit bikers. My pet peeve about Public Transportation is being around poor fat uncivilized people. When I'm on a bike I don't have to sit next to gross sweaty fatties. If you have a car, it's traffic and circling 30 minutes for a parking space only to find none and then parking in a bad zone only to come back to a 100 parking ticket. You know how many hot chicks bike Now? The only people who hate bikes are lazy fat fucks who think that cause they bought a shitty luxury car that cost them over 50 g's they need to justify that purchase by using it. Dude, I'm not impressed with a shitty lexus oK? get a real car. like a Facel Vega HK 500

Think twice

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:53:34 -0500

Re: #9 Amen baby.

babyhitler

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:25:50 -0500

#3- Actually all problems can be solved with bicycles. No pollution. Less cars, less traffic, You don't have to pay for transportation, you don't have to pay for expensive gyms. your health increases and you get more energy from the cardio so you don't have to pay for doctors and crazy hospital bills, you get to places faster so you save time, time = money. Since you excercise and are healthy you look better and more attractive. So then you get better looking dates = better mental health. bicycles solve all problems.

chuzzlewit

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:09:54 -0500

good list. i'm gonna move to detroit and relax a little.

matty

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:04:16 -0500

Now you people see why I am the way I am. ;D

fugothamist

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:49:30 -0500

they seem to suggest population density as something bad. someone needs to invite them to the 21st century

HowBoutDemCowboys

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:46:58 -0500

Look, Matty. You just won most stressed city. Maybe if Chicago had a Burritoville, it would lighten the load. :)

fugothamist

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:44:26 -0500

Least stressful city? Wasilla, Alaska!

fugothamist

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:43:42 -0500

jeez another bike nazi all our problems can be solved with bicycles

Toby von Meistersinger

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:28:03 -0500

These Forbes lists are just advertising to promote Forbes. Everyone would be better off and less stressed if we just ignored them.

babyhitler

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:24:48 -0500

If you need to lessen stress, stop relying on cabs, subways and cars. Start cycling. It solved all my problems.