Photograph of San Gennaro carnage at Spring and Mulberry by Dan Goldstein

• From the Gothamist Newsmap: A male down a manhole at 2nd Av & E 86 St in Manhattan, an unusual trauma at Seward Ave in Queens, and a perp search at Bronx Blvd in the Bronx.
• Two young children were shot by stray bullets in Queens and Brooklyn.
• An elderly couple was found dead, from shots in their heads, in a Union Square apartment this afternoon.
• Parking permits for public school teachers may have been slashed, but private schools are keeping their permits.
• Someone might be documenting his/her sex life on a subway map.
• TMI: in an article about DNA testing spit parties, a genetic testing company founder (who is married to a Google co-founder) reveals, "Barry [Diller] cannot roll his tongue, but Anderson Cooper can do a really complicated four-leaf clover.”
• And ratings for Saturday Night Live, with guest host Michael Phelps and an appearance from Tina Fey as Sarah Palin, were the highest since September 29, 2001 (first episode after 9/11). Now people need to start watching 30 Rock!