Gothamist: Yankee Lookalike Turns Into Joba the Slut

Wza

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 20:52:33 -0500

I agree with Kojak.

Kojak

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 17:06:26 -0500

edEx: loser jealous

edEx

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 17:03:17 -0500

loser

Kojak

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 16:50:59 -0500

Fair enough Vanessa, but my theory is still sound. And by most, I shouldve said ALOT of women.

smitty

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 16:23:38 -0500

The real Joba isn't married, but does have a kid back in Nebraska. Kinda funny...the girls couldn't be very big Yankees fans, or at least they don't know how to google. He looks kinda like Joba, but anyone who's seen at least a game or two of Joba could tell it's not him. Besides, wouldn't he be with the team or rehabbing his arm somewhere? Idiots.

dooWOP

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 16:00:09 -0500

Is the real Joba married? If so, it looks like he's the real victim here hehe...

Billiamsburg

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:52:55 -0500

girls r dum

nomnomnom

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:46:55 -0500

I think Joba was actually the one sullying the good name of Ryan Ward.

VanessaNYC

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:45:46 -0500

Wow. I can't believe all of the hate on the foolish women that slept with this loser. Kojak, he didn't sleep with "most women," he slept with about 100 women.

interlard

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:45:29 -0500

#8, I don't think he'd be so popular with the ladees if they thought he was a catcher. Ba-dom! Good luck to the guy. If a bunch of people want to feed and screw the guy because they thought he was someone else, that's their problem. It's not like he pretended to be someone who actually does something good in the world. Sports star worship is a mystery to me.

jaycjay

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:26:15 -0500

"because they thought he was a pitcher?" Being a pitcher probably wasn't that relevant. A successful imposter of any young celebrity millionaire could get the same results.

handsomedevil

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:17:18 -0500

This is the plot of Dead Tired. If the guy has an arm he may eventually wind up standing in for Chamberlain.

Steven

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:14:42 -0500

Hopefully he was using protection.

dooWOP

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:11:43 -0500

Don't forget we're dealing with Jersey girls - and ones by the shore, to boot...

neckbeard

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:07:17 -0500

so there were almost 100 girls slutty enough to sleep with somebody because they thought he was a pitcher?

chaevans

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 14:31:36 -0500

Awesome. Totally worth the jail time.

dooWOP

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:57:37 -0500

Good for him - just don't forget to tell 'em the 86 Taurus is just a loaner, that is until they're finished with the Ferrari at the repair shop...

Kojak

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:56:39 -0500

Can't say I'm surprised, but this reaffirms my belief that most women will drop their pants for any male celebrity/millionare/etc (Or in this case, lookalike) regardless of how much of a prude they are. As for this guy, I can't blame him. Kudos my good man.