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From the Gothamist Newsmap: a tourbus accident on Central Park North, a serious assault on University Avenue in the Bronx and an amputation on Bedford Avenue in Brooklyn.
A 60-foot dead whale washed up at Island Beach State Park along the Jersey Shore today.
Reopening dates keep getting eighty-six'd as the timetable for Chumley's indefinite repairs keeps getting pushed back.
California says that it will perform same sex marriages for prisoners--just not to each other.
Gossip Girl creator Josh Swchartz feels "weird" and "wrong" when he passes by billboards for the new season that use quotes from reviews ripping the show. Wonder how he'd feel if he ran into this poster?
Was that Barack taking a post-acceptance speech saunter around the Bronx yesterday? No, it was just a tall Hispanic man.