Gothamist: Kids Say the Darndest Things, Michael Phelps Edition

NannyState

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:41:52 -0500

"Ok, who peed?"

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 16:12:29 -0500

All he had was a hot dog and pretzel? That must've been a between-between-meal snack snack.

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:46:13 -0500

I was joking. ;D

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:58:25 -0500

#3 -I don't think it's any danger if you eat if you are a 12,000 calorie burning machine like MP. The dude probably burns 1000 calories just farting.

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:22:10 -0500

Olympics: over. Michael Phelps: no longer relevant (until 2012).

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:16:16 -0500

I hope he warned these children about the dangers of eating before swimming. The cramps alone can kill even Michael Phelps.

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:08:05 -0500

I guess there was a boy born that can swim faster than a shark!

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:03:17 -0500

I like how he used the ubiquitous "drink" rather than name a brand to avoid offending any potential marketing partners.