Gothamist: Caption This!

Antonio

Mon, 01 Sep 2008 14:57:53 -0500

Reptillinati underlord John McCain caught moments before eating several constituents for a quick campaign energy boost.

AggieAngst

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 12:24:44 -0500

1. HAIRBALL! 2. "Your mother sews socks that smell!" 3. "Emaginery ice creem, i haz it!" 4. "RAID!?!"

takethecanoli

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 09:05:43 -0500

http://www.hillaryclintonforum.net/discussion/showthread.php?t=26179 bwahahahahahaaha

David McCaffredy

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 08:31:48 -0500

My vote is with #17.

Pull My Finger

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:38:45 -0500

Somebody showed him a picture of Hillary naked.

Future Taliban

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:19:29 -0500

Show us what your new running mate most appreciates about you.

Future Taliban

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:18:34 -0500

Let me pleasure you for your vote.

Future Taliban

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:17:30 -0500

Go ahead, pull my tongue

Future Taliban

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:16:16 -0500

This is how we lizards disipate sweat.

Future Taliban

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:15:20 -0500

This is how we lizards disipate sweat.

cucarachita

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:59:06 -0500

"Whoops, I think there's a letter in my mailbox"?

abcohen

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:46:54 -0500

After being handed an envelope... your vp will be...

Reflect

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:25:28 -0500

Oops I crapped my pants.

thearidginality

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:22:14 -0500

And as McCain died of a heart attack, the American people slowly realized that that inexperienced cunty psychotic right wing bitch who's gotta take care of 5 kids is THE EFFIN PRESIDENT! UGH

Rfive

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:18:15 -0500

you! with the black busted fingernails! wanna see my kiss impression?

drewo

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:43:48 -0500

McCain shows off new tongue piercing to startled supporters.

nik13

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:41:19 -0500

Respect the man. Mac has no full control of his arms having undergone VietCong treatment.

cwbuecheler

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:30:33 -0500

Yes, because Gawker was surely the first website to ever come up with a caption contest ...

slappy

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:09:53 -0500

Caption: "An unidentified woman with a strapon dildo surprised Senator McCain this afternoon as he made his way through the crowd"

just_saying

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:09:30 -0500

And the winner is....#[19].

dooWOP

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:02:53 -0500

The Hogster used to "borrow" material quite often. I see he is no longer around, or is he on sabbatical...?

eyekantspel

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:13:43 -0500

To Protest Gothamist's Blatant Copying of Gawker's "Open Caption," Oldster Punches Self in Nuts.

babyhitler

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:27:53 -0500

It took 3 hours for John McCain to Jizz and all that came out looked like gorilla glue but Palin still thought it was manna from heaven.

REALITY CHECK

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:04:22 -0500

Possible glimpse of the future: The face McCain makes when fucking the country even harder.

dooWOP

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:01:08 -0500

Seeing well-endowed young lady, starts panting...

santijose

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:59:03 -0500

Oh my God, not now!!!

Outter Burrougher

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:48:26 -0500

Caption: Most people accuse John McCain of being a continuation of George W. Bush; turns out, he's trying to emulate Bush the Elder.

Seth Mulvey

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:45:36 -0500

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C6NPecMY6k

Thespis

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:43:14 -0500

@9 -- Grow a sense of humor, dude. How about "Oww, my balls!" (Ok, I guess I was the only one who saw Idiocracy.)

bagelman

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:42:51 -0500

Supporters offer help to masturbating John McCain following the announcement of Sarah Palin, Alaskan Governor, as his vice presidential running mate.

Dallas

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:41:59 -0500

What a great place for a prostate exam.

Billiamsburg

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:38:48 -0500

how about: A brave war hero fends off a swarm of the hate-filled liberal press.

takethecanoli

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:32:42 -0500

"Don't bogart the Mickey Mouse stamps, dude."

zrl201

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:26:04 -0500

McCain reacting to the news that Palin's baby is actually by her eldest 16 years old daughter. That rumor (?) is making the news all over the internet.

takethecanoli

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:24:37 -0500

Why yes I give tongue on the first date!

Toby von Meistersinger

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:24:23 -0500

Sometimes McCain's 'Nam flashbacks come at the most inconvenient times.

tingo

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:23:33 -0500

McCain feigns a heart attack while everyone while starts muttering "President Palin" to themselves to see how it's going to sound.

Billiamsburg

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:22:39 -0500

note to posters: show some respect in your comments this man will be your new president.

Squard

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:18:34 -0500

In an effort to appeal to hip to black voters, McCain says, "WHAAAZZAA!!"

Jen S

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:15:56 -0500

Ha! McCain's advisors pinpoint the key characteristic to suppress while campaigning with Palin: cootie-related ick.