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At today's rally where he introduced Sarah Palin as his running mate, John McCain was apparently caught off guard by one supporter. According to the AP caption, he was "react[ing] as a supporter grasps his hand a bit aggressively," but we know our readers can do much better.

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By Jen Chung in News on August 29, 2008 5:05 PM

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Antonio

Reptillinati underlord John McCain caught moments before eating several constituents for a quick campaign energy boost.

AggieAngst

1. HAIRBALL!

2. "Your mother sews socks that smell!"

3. "Emaginery ice creem, i haz it!"

4. "RAID!?!"

takethecanoli

http://www.hillaryclintonforum.net/discussion/showthread.php?t=26179

bwahahahahahaaha

David McCaffredy

My vote is with #17.

Pull My Finger

Somebody showed him a picture of Hillary naked.

Future Taliban

Show us what your new running mate most appreciates about you.

Future Taliban

Let me pleasure you for your vote.

Future Taliban

Go ahead, pull my tongue

Future Taliban

This is how we lizards disipate sweat.

Future Taliban

This is how we lizards disipate sweat.

cucarachita

"Whoops, I think there's a letter in my mailbox"?

abcohen

After being handed an envelope... your vp will be...

Reflect

Oops I crapped my pants.

thearidginality

And as McCain died of a heart attack, the American people slowly realized that that inexperienced cunty psychotic right wing bitch who's gotta take care of 5 kids is THE EFFIN PRESIDENT!

UGH