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At today's rally where he introduced Sarah Palin as his running mate, John McCain was apparently caught off guard by one supporter. According to the AP caption, he was "react[ing] as a supporter grasps his hand a bit aggressively," but we know our readers can do much better.
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Ha!
McCain's advisors pinpoint the key characteristic to suppress while campaigning with Palin: cootie-related ick.
In an effort to appeal to hip to black voters, McCain says, "WHAAAZZAA!!"
note to posters: show some respect in your comments this man will be your new president.
McCain feigns a heart attack while everyone while starts muttering "President Palin" to themselves to see how it's going to sound.
Sometimes McCain's 'Nam flashbacks come at the most inconvenient times.
Why yes I give tongue on the first date!
McCain reacting to the news that Palin's baby is actually by her eldest 16 years old daughter.
That rumor (?) is making the news all over the internet.
"Don't bogart the Mickey Mouse stamps, dude."
how about: A brave war hero fends off a swarm of the hate-filled liberal press.
What a great place for a prostate exam.
Supporters offer help to masturbating John McCain following the announcement of Sarah Palin, Alaskan Governor, as his vice presidential running mate.
@9 -- Grow a sense of humor, dude.
How about "Oww, my balls!"
(Ok, I guess I was the only one who saw Idiocracy.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C6NPecMY6k
Caption: Most people accuse John McCain of being a continuation of George W. Bush; turns out, he's trying to emulate Bush the Elder.
Oh my God, not now!!!
Seeing well-endowed young lady, starts panting...
Possible glimpse of the future: The face McCain makes when fucking the country even harder.
It took 3 hours for John McCain to Jizz and all that came out looked like gorilla glue but Palin still thought it was manna from heaven.
To Protest Gothamist's Blatant Copying of Gawker's "Open Caption," Oldster Punches Self in Nuts.
The Hogster used to "borrow" material quite often. I see he is no longer around, or is he on sabbatical...?
And the winner is....#[19].
Caption: "An unidentified woman with a strapon dildo surprised Senator McCain this afternoon as he made his way through the crowd"
Yes, because Gawker was surely the first website to ever come up with a caption contest ...
Respect the man. Mac has no full control of his arms having undergone VietCong treatment.
McCain shows off new tongue piercing to startled supporters.
you! with the black busted fingernails! wanna see my kiss impression?
And as McCain died of a heart attack, the American people slowly realized that that inexperienced cunty psychotic right wing bitch who's gotta take care of 5 kids is THE EFFIN PRESIDENT!
UGH
Oops I crapped my pants.
After being handed an envelope... your vp will be...
"Whoops, I think there's a letter in my mailbox"?
This is how we lizards disipate sweat.
This is how we lizards disipate sweat.
Go ahead, pull my tongue
Let me pleasure you for your vote.
Show us what your new running mate most appreciates about you.
Somebody showed him a picture of Hillary naked.
My vote is with #17.
http://www.hillaryclintonforum.net/discussion/showthread.php?t=26179
bwahahahahahaaha
1. HAIRBALL!
2. "Your mother sews socks that smell!"
3. "Emaginery ice creem, i haz it!"
4. "RAID!?!"
Reptillinati underlord John McCain caught moments before eating several constituents for a quick campaign energy boost.