Caption This!

Reptillinati underlord John McCain caught moments before eating several constituents for a quick campaign energy boost.

1. HAIRBALL!



2. "Your mother sews socks that smell!"



3. "Emaginery ice creem, i haz it!"



4. "RAID!?!"

http://www.hillaryclintonforum.net/discussion/showthread.php?t=26179

bwahahahahahaaha

My vote is with #17.

Somebody showed him a picture of Hillary naked.

Show us what your new running mate most appreciates about you.

Let me pleasure you for your vote.

Go ahead, pull my tongue

This is how we lizards disipate sweat.

This is how we lizards disipate sweat.

"Whoops, I think there's a letter in my mailbox"?

After being handed an envelope... your vp will be...

Oops I crapped my pants.

And as McCain died of a heart attack, the American people slowly realized that that inexperienced cunty psychotic right wing bitch who's gotta take care of 5 kids is THE EFFIN PRESIDENT!

UGH

you! with the black busted fingernails! wanna see my kiss impression?

McCain shows off new tongue piercing to startled supporters.

Respect the man. Mac has no full control of his arms having undergone VietCong treatment.

Yes, because Gawker was surely the first website to ever come up with a caption contest ...

Caption: "An unidentified woman with a strapon dildo surprised Senator McCain this afternoon as he made his way through the crowd"

And the winner is....#[19].

The Hogster used to "borrow" material quite often. I see he is no longer around, or is he on sabbatical...?

To Protest Gothamist's Blatant Copying of Gawker's "Open Caption," Oldster Punches Self in Nuts.

It took 3 hours for John McCain to Jizz and all that came out looked like gorilla glue but Palin still thought it was manna from heaven.

Possible glimpse of the future: The face McCain makes when fucking the country even harder.

Seeing well-endowed young lady, starts panting...

Oh my God, not now!!!

Caption: Most people accuse John McCain of being a continuation of George W. Bush; turns out, he's trying to emulate Bush the Elder.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C6NPecMY6k

@9 -- Grow a sense of humor, dude.

How about "Oww, my balls!"

(Ok, I guess I was the only one who saw Idiocracy.)

Supporters offer help to masturbating John McCain following the announcement of Sarah Palin, Alaskan Governor, as his vice presidential running mate.

What a great place for a prostate exam.

how about: A brave war hero fends off a swarm of the hate-filled liberal press.

"Don't bogart the Mickey Mouse stamps, dude."

McCain reacting to the news that Palin's baby is actually by her eldest 16 years old daughter.

That rumor (?) is making the news all over the internet.

Why yes I give tongue on the first date!

Sometimes McCain's 'Nam flashbacks come at the most inconvenient times.

McCain feigns a heart attack while everyone while starts muttering "President Palin" to themselves to see how it's going to sound.

note to posters: show some respect in your comments this man will be your new president.

In an effort to appeal to hip to black voters, McCain says, "WHAAAZZAA!!"

Ha!

McCain's advisors pinpoint the key characteristic to suppress while campaigning with Palin: cootie-related ick.