Gothamist: Would-Be NJ Ninja Drug Warriors Arrested

Terrornomore

Sun, 24 Aug 2008 00:18:55 -0500

They should have set them self's up with a Career in law enforcement so they could use guns and stuff. Two years of collage and "BANG!"; your blocking up a street and knocking down doors to all the thugs chilling with there crack/cocaine and what not. Drug dealers chill with gangs and they are crazy with weapons. They kill for fun. They think that they rule the big cities and for the poor kid hero's to be like Batman to rid the bad guy's was worth a try. As for the drug dealers and gangs, Why can't they learn from the Gambino crime family? The Gambino's faces hit the pavement!

NannyState

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:22:25 -0500

With so many of these ninjas running around, is it any wonder I can't get a decent night's sleep.

Spiritof76

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:10:42 -0500

Wow, two personal attacks in two days. If only Rfive spent as much time and effort actually posting something on topic, people might actually respect him. I doubt they would, given his distinct, total and obvious lack of cerebration skills, but they might. Namecalling, too. I'd ask if you were still in fifth grade, but I don't think today's kids are that dumb anymore.

WorksInDUMBO

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:26:45 -0500

hahah, I agree: "Ninja, please" is pure gold!

Rfive

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:37:39 -0500

Ahhh...spit76... more gentle tones from your fingertips...fanning the flames of justice once again!

whantmoore

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 12:45:40 -0500

LOL let this guys come to my hood and try that shit the headline would read"two wannabe ninjas found dead"

Spiritof76

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 12:41:19 -0500

You have to give them some credit. At least they tried something, unlike most people (including Gothamist commenters) who moan about drugs but do nothing, not even calling the police.

jibbly

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 12:22:54 -0500

Buzz and r1b2 obviously don't have G4 in their cable/satellite plan.

r1b2

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 12:08:33 -0500

"Ninja, please" is the funniest post I've seen in weeks. Thank you. As for these 2: schmucks.

schadenfreudian mensch

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:43:12 -0500

@Rocknrope That's Polock Ninja to you, sir.

buzzbuzzard

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:33:22 -0500

"Ninja, please" is gold, pure gold.

TimSPC

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:09:51 -0500

Idiots. They're supposed to mutate with turtles first.

shaunnehill

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:09:06 -0500

Remember what Mr. Miyagi said: "Karate here, karate here, karate here, karate not here."

Rocknrope

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:07:46 -0500

Ninja, please.

Brado

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:40:17 -0500

Fags

takethecanoli

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:38:30 -0500

Would have made a great movie, at least on youtube.

shaunnehill

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:36:37 -0500

I LOVE IT!!! These guys are heroes. I am on my way to post bail right now. This is the type of initiative that this city needs. With the help of these kids, we will eliminate crime once and for all!!!

jibbly

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:30:53 -0500

"What gives YOU the right? What's the difference between you and me??" "I'm not wearing hockey pads." nuhnuh-nuhnuh-nuhnuh-nuhnuh, BATMAN

S.D.

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:27:22 -0500

... I swear, those photos remind me of the "Dumb and Dumber" movie..

sharpshoota

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:23:57 -0500

I used to rock shinobi. Good chit mang.

Nick S

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:17:37 -0500

Silly ninjas, weed isn't a drug.

cwbuecheler

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:16:58 -0500

Actual photo of shinobi fighting his drug-addicted ex-girlfriend: (http://www.phm.lu/Shinobi/ShadowDancer.MD/Rounds/s3-3.gif)