Gothamist: Granny Doesn't Accept Attacker's Apology

jnguy

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 03:11:46 -0500

I'm glad the crowd did that.

dooWOP

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:18:36 -0500

Cornelius? I guess the dude's parents were Planet of the Apes fans? Kind of ironic, rather, since Cornelius WAS the most decent ape of them all....

citizenerased

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:50:40 -0500

"Sorry my crack addiction made me do it, i'm really an upstanding citizen otherwise" Try again.

Tgirl

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:08:57 -0500

I'm with granny, all the way. He's sorry he got caught is all.

robingee

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:47:12 -0500

Don't forgive him, Lillian, he doesn't deserve it. This forgiveness crap is crap.

nomnomnom

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:25:38 -0500

They should let the granny, her family, and her extended family line up and all get a chance to kick him in the testicles. After that, they can throw him in jail.

shaunnehill

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:20:08 -0500

This guy is an excellent candidate for a reality corporal punishment television show. They can call it "Nail Your Ass."

babyhitler

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:56:58 -0500

Dude's name is Cornelius. This shit writes itself.