Photography by The Bleeding Heart Bakery in Chicago
Though this confection is by way of the Windy City (the Bleeding Heart Bakery is heralding the opening of Chaos Theory Cakes), we had to point it out because it involves the old NY State license plate AND a reference to The Fusili Jerry episode of Seinfeld.
Unfortunately, the ASSMAN plate is not available through the NY State DMV. We're not sure if it's taken or just off-limits. And, after the jump, are the final minutes of The Fusili Jerry episode.
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