
Photograph by YoAmes on Flickr
- From the Gothamist Newsmap: A serious trauma at Fresh Pond Road & Myrtle Ave in Queens, a severed limb at 51 Catin Pl in Brooklyn and a person under the train at Jackson Ave & West Chester Ave in the Bronx.
- People have begun lining up for Tuesday's American Idol auditions at the Meadowlands.
- One man is dead and another is injured after their boat hit the Robert Moses Bridge near West Islip.
- Staten Island's Republican congressional candidate supports former SI Borough President James Molinari's idea to put windmills on the former Fresh Kills dump.
- Self-proclaimed "King of All Pimps" Jason Itzler (he said Ashley Dupre had a "magic" you-know-what) has apparently sold the film rights to his life story.
- Score one for the "Montauk Monster is real" team. Splinterheads, the movie which a website had alleged was using the Monster as a prop of theirs admitted that it has nothing to do with it.
- “Ninety-seven is no good,” he said. “If you do 97, they’re thinking most stuff is less than 97, like 59, 89.” Today's NY Times has a piece filled with confusing quotes from the owners of 99-cent stores and their competitors.




"Ashley Dupre had a "magic" you-know-what." Pray tell what was that? A key chain, cell phone? What?
Those whiskers look precarious. Like "Joker Pencil Magic Trick" precarious.
Ashley Dupree has a magic carpet. Too bad it isn't Stainmaster.
Silly Bronx resident, we all know that Staten Island is the most neglected borough.
"former SI Borough President James Molinari's" - Guy Molinari was the former SI congressman and BP. James Molinaro is the current BP.
As I looked at the most recent ad posted by American Apparel on the upper left corner, I will never buy anything that supports the look of being a total ass hole.
If I rub Ashley Dupree's magic you know what, do I get three wishes?
Unless your three wishes are contract crabs, the clap, and hep B simultaneously...probably not.
Oooh, I wish I could have a little replica of that cat statue. And I'm a dog lover.
^ It looks like a Botero. Maybe MoMA can hook you up: they sell replicas.