Gothamist: Girl Steals Colt 45, Plans Williamsburg Beauty Pageant

JenChungsBra

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 14:25:26 -0500

She couldn't afford the 3 bucks for two bottles of Colt 45?

whantmoore

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:43:17 -0500

I cant wait to see this crack head put on a show

jaycjay

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:12:40 -0500

"Are there any pictures of this hottie, or am I dreaming in a fantasy world? Maybe you are, if it's some fantasy world in which you can't follow the links in the article.

NannyState

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:24:47 -0500

Line them all up and let US judge them.

Snoopy

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:52:07 -0500

Are there any pictures of this hottie, or am I dreaming in a fantasy world? Height, weight, vital measurements including lip size, SAT scores? What are they?

brandonz

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:50:22 -0500

This chick has an "assistant"???

jaycjay

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:40:17 -0500

From http://www.ccdrama.com/inside.php?page=news Misha is well-situated in New York's West Village,she is studying acting part-time and working on several original scripts. Since moving to NYC, she has held internships at Telsey + Co. Casting and KSA Talent Agency and recently adapted and directed a series of Chekhov scenes set in a 1980's high school. In 2006 she and CC friends Ben Solomon, Josh Higgason, Lizzie Larson, Dan Joeck and Renzo Ampuero produced an Off-Broadway adaptation of The Picture of Dorian Gray. To get in touch via email or in person, please contact her assistant: kipworthmore@gmail.com. Also: http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=mishacalvert Not saying that she's a publicity hound or anything, of course...

babyhitler

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:07:13 -0500

I'll reserve my judgment for the number of hot chicks at the pageant. Not enough and this idea is crap.

drchadwick1

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:06:34 -0500

Yeah, this whole thing is really stretching the idea of "community service". What a load of crap.

Qraymond

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:59:23 -0500

Specious: (adj) plausible but not true; based on pretense; sophistic a) If you've sunk to stealing booze, what is the point of stealing cheap booze? Why not go for the good stuff? b) How exactly is a beauty contest for rich white children community service? I just did some research and the whole thing appears to be a publicity stunt...

e2ny

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:35:53 -0500

speaking of irony: she stole two bottles of colt 45

spiritross

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:30:05 -0500

I was wrong The Kids are Not Alright

Snoopy

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:19:41 -0500

I'll go only if they will be serving free 40's.

NYDirk

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:15:48 -0500

Colt 45: It works every time.

jenspellnogood

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:05:22 -0500

can the prize be free sterilization to prevent them from infecting the gene pool any further?

TreesForTheForest

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:04:50 -0500

Just like a hipster to come up with a community service project that only benefits and appeals to self-indulgent hipsters.

mihow

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:00:28 -0500

Is it ironic when hipsters make fun of ironic clothing worn by other hipsters? Wait, what happens if you are ironic about being ironic? There's smoke coming out of my ears.

chinolam

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:45:37 -0500

I don't get it, but I hope I win