Park Slope Family's X-Rated Subway Run-In

0808stairssubway.jpgWhat's the craziest thing you've ever encountered underground? Try to trump this Park Slope family's disturbing, X-rated experience; Gowanus Lounge reports that they (kids and all) ran into a man being orally pleasured on the steps of the 15th Street F Station in Brooklyn. "As we entered the turnstile, I looked up towards one of the staircases, and saw a man sitting on the stairs receiving oral sex from a woman whom I recognized from the local women’s shelter. I was so shocked that I just stopped in my tracks, and the man actually made eye contact with me and smiled. " And then they all went for ice cream in Cobble Hill.

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Hmmm, ritzy Park Slope has a homeless shelter?

"sitting on the stairs" of a greasy, stinking urine, junkie vomit smelling subway stairs?
ohh!!! you romantic fool.

That man paid money to get a BJ on the stairwell of a Park Slope subway station. Party on, Wayne

I really dislike people who block/linger on the stairs.

Just another day in New York, huh?!

"And then they all went for ice cream in Cobble Hill"

That includes the family (kids and all) the man, and the woman giving the oral to the man?

esquared:

dictionary.com - look up 'sarcasm'

flynn110:

I think you need to heed your own advice.

Ah, that's nothing. Once, a long time ago, 1998 I believe, I got onto the first car of the L train at Bedford Avenue. As the car pulled out of the station a large woman came walking throught the end door from the 2nd car. She was covered in a silky scarf which she quickly removed revealing that she was only wearing elextric-blue panties. She pranced the length of the car like a runway model and when she got to the other end, dropped her panties, bent over and spread her large butt cheeks revealing, well you can imagine. As you can imagine everyone was shocked and when the train finally pulled into 1st Avenue, most people ran back to the second car. It was a hilarious, but rather disturbing incident that I'm quite sure I'll never forget.

Back in the early '90's, I came across a similar scene on the sidewalk on the east side of Gramercy Park. It was really late, and I was really tired, so I just backed up, and went down a different street. Unfortunately, the sight was already burned on the inside of my eyelids..... ecccccchhhhhhhhh

Yeah, if you live in NYC long enough you will sooner or later see some one having sex in public.
I for one have seen homeless guys blowing each other, masturbating, and once saw a homeless women frigging herself off on the floor at the entrance to the 72nd 1,2,3 subway. I was 12.

How does somebody recognize someone from a woman's shelter?

OH, and a few months ago I saw a couple boning in a parked car on thompson st.

there were two relatively overweight people going at it on the beach mere minutes after siren fest last month. the girl seemed passed out.

with a crowded beach and everything.

I've only seen bums lie down sleeping while naked and while sleeping naked they poop slowly leaving a huge dookie on the floor. you guys seeing bums fuck are lucky!

Back in the 90s, I can't recall the station, but it was late at night, I witnessed a female railroad clerk and a male TA employee having sex in the token booth. Thankfully I didn't need anything fare medium wise then.

Mid 80s, C train coming into Euclid Avenue, first stop. Homeless guy and girl getting it on in the last car, not realizing they'd entered the station from the yards. Horrifying for a 13 year old on his way to HS, but definitely a lesson on how to be aware of your surroundings re: public sex.

Well, if we are expanding the conversation to all public sex, I once saw a couple on the grass right next to the West Side highway (up near the Boat Basin) in the middle of the afternoon. The woman was on top. I was coming home from work, was extremely tired, and for some reason it just made me sad. Somebody was getting laid in the sunshine and I had to endure this crappy commute.

The 15th Street F stop is in Windsor Terrace, not Park Slope.

I caught a late-nite homeless "fashion show" at a loading dock feauturing a lovely, overweight bag lady stripping and trying on the latest in Haute Couture in front of two obviously drunken bums who just kept laughing. I felt sorry for the workers who returned there the next morning to find the mysterious stains from that ample sized production.

Second #21. Park Slope has so many stops, we gave this one to Windsor Terrace so they could have just one.

Ha ha- Park Slope yuppies, how do you like your diversity now?

I once saw this homeless lady wear a trash bag dress that she used to hold water to bathe in. Fucking ingenious!

Back in the fall of last year 2 really large lesbians were alternatively sticking their fingers down inside each other's pants then smelling and licking them off. That was on the G train at about 4 in the afternoon and not surprisingly they got off (no pun intended) at the Myrtle Willoughby stop.

I saw two dogs going at it in front of everybody in broad day light....disgusting!

Let's all go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes!

If you haven't been this couple before, you aren't living.

I think my favorite part of this article is that it's categorized under "Arts and Events".

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