Teens Camp Out in Vain for New Sneakers

These children (& their mother) are what's wrong with this city. Or at least this thread. Why do people wait in line for this crap? They're ugly shoes. Now, maybe if they'd been the Back to the Future II Nike Hyperdunks, I could understand...understand but still be irritated I couldn't get a pair myself.

It was only six kids. In any major city, how hard is it to find six completely disengaged self-absorbed idiots? The worst of it is the greedy proprietor out to exploit this any way he can. I hope there's bad electrical in his shop and the whole selection of idiotic garbage goes up in flames. Would serve that asshole right.

That doesn't make any sense, Pete. Gypped refers to Gypsies who roll in RVs and beat up old Monte Carlos, not Escalades.

Someone gonna get jipped by homies in Escalades wit guns.

Buying rare sneakers is the gayest sport in the world. You basically stand in line for hours to pay the most for the ugliest sneakers in the world just to impress other sneaker nerds, none of whom, are hot women. Gay.

This is silly. It's not like these are iPhones.

Where are the Chinese knock off guys when you need them?

The injustice is that little bastard buying sneakers with my tax dollars. Get a job ya hoodlum.

"Three days into the kids’ vigil, Nathan told them to scram, saying that he now intended to sell the sneakers by raffle — and entrants needed to buy something at the store before they could enter"

So the proprieter is running a lottery, the prize being the opportunity to buy $440. shoes, Nikes which he has decorated. What a world! I've passed that "Premium Goods" place. Nothing appealing to me in there.

Then again, if I want decorated shoes I'll get some sneakers at Payless, then to Staples and get some markers, glue, glitter. . . This is starting to sound like fun.

Might be time to reinstate the draft.

@ Spear_Chucker[8] Why would the mother claim it to be an injustice?

Why all the better to set up for a lawsuit of course. The store, the designer, hell, even Kobe himself will all be made to pay for the injustice done to her "baby" and his friends.

Give me a break!

it blows my mind why do people camp out for the ugliests of sneakers.

How do you know you're a complete tool?

You wait in line for sneakers.

Unless of course, you have no shoes, and you're waiting for a pair.

an injustice? they're fucking sneakers. get a grip.

Ha! Nice one zpk.

Top five emotions listed in Kobe Bryant's diary:

Horny.

Angry.

Me!

Horny.

Jealous and horny.

what do they go for on ebay?

Why would the mother claim it to be an injustice?

The injustice is the price tag for these hideous shoes...

Ha! Shooed away!

@edEx

Surprisingly not so bad. From what I've seen these future fashionistas do is resell them for hundreds or thousand more.

Shoes. OMG!

BAD INVESTIMENT

“numerous emotions mentioned in Kobe [Bryant’s] diary.”

So the sneaker is basically the personification of Kobe being an asshole, a miserable failure, and choking during the finals. Amazing

Poor kids, don't they have better things to do?