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From the Gothamist Newsmap: A vessel in distress at Beach 169th St in Queens, shots fired on Moore St in Brooklyn and a car vs. house at Giffords La & Leverett Ave in Staten Island.
A lifeguard was caught sleeping on the job at Staten Island's South Beach. A witness said, "It wasn't like he was just resting his eyes, he was definitely sleeping."
Not shocking: New Yorkers want residents making more than $1 million to be taxed more.
Hillary Clinton will be answering questions live and online at noon tomorrow.
Bodega vigilante justice in NJ.
The Willets Point Industry and Realty Association mocks the city's announcement that minorities, women and Queens residents will have a large role in reshaping the area, saying, "It's like George Bush proclaiming 'Mission Accomplished' in Iraq all those years ago – a wild exaggeration that only misled the American public."
Private kindergartens have reached a "crisis level of capacity"!
Typical Shopsin's experience: Ask Kenny a series of questions and he'll later suggest McDonald's to you, "You were being assholes, and I'm a prick, and this way we don't have to deal with each other's shit."