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• From the Gothamist Newsmap: A possible suspicious package at Laguardia Airport, a person struck by a train at West 72nd St in Manhattan, and an armed robbery on Seguine Ave on Staten Island.
• The city will try to address the school overcrowding issue by doing things like asking for a state office to be converted into a school.
• Way to prove the mayor of Belmar's point: Two Staten Island brothers were arrested in Belmar--one even shoved a cop.
• A 90-year-old woman, who was a few credits short of a master's back in the 1960s, returned to complete her degree.
• Scarlett Johanssen doesn't think her emails to Barack Obama should have been a big deal, "I kept thinking to myself, 'God, if this was just, like, Kal Penn or George Clooney or any of the other [Obama] surrogates or supporters … there wouldn't be [any] question about it.'"
• Riverside South is no longer Trump City--it's Extellville.
• And is Clark Rockefeller a real life Tom Ripley?