Despite formidable barricades, sensors, alarms and surveillance cameras, 13 “ravenous ruminants” recently succeeded in infiltrating a restricted area near the base of the Verrazano Bridge without triggering alarms, the Daily News reports. During the summer, the goats are kept at Staten Island's Fort Wadsworth because they excel at eating weeds and other vegetation that gets into cracks of the historic structures there.
Seems they also excel at infiltrating high security areas. After climbing under a mesh hurricane fence they were eventually spotted by a Bridge and Tunnel officer in a guard booth – luckily before they could penetrate a second fence and start gnawing on the bridge’s base. A source tells the News, "The goats were taken into custody and turned over to the Army once it was determined not to be illegal aliens or agents of terror."
In a statement, the Bridge and Tunnel Authority said, "Our employees did a great job corralling the goats." And this isn't the first time goats have made headlines; you'll recall that back in May a little amputee goat named Albie won our hearts when he was discovered in Prospect Park after (possibly) escaping from a slaughterhouse.
Photo courtesy lornagrl.




Did you guys watch planet earth? some of those mountain billy goats jumped like 20 feet in the air from a standing position up jaggy cliffs. This verazzano bridge restricted area wouldn't be a biggie for em.
I blame El-Baaaada.
"The goats were taken into custody and turned over to the Army once it was determined not to be illegal aliens or agents of terror.""
This has got to be a joke. Please tell me it is...
The goats are probably on their way to Gitmo right now....
are you sure they're not Palestinians?
Goats are fkn awesome!
"El-Baaaada." Heh. Good one!
"The goats were taken into custody and turned over to the Army once it was determined not to be illegal aliens or agents of terror."
goatse is totally an agent of terror.
Are these the weapons of mass destruction we've been warned about?!?! Were the goats parachuted behind NY Harbor lines by the enemy?!?! OH NO!!!
This has got to be the funniest thing I've read today.
Obviously, they're enemy combatants. Send them off to Guantanamo.
Actually, I'd be more impressed if they were at the base of a tower rather than the end of the bridge.