Gothamist: Expert Claims the Montauk Monster is a Raccoon

west side Michael

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 09:27:53 -0500

Love child of Rudy Giuliani and his Mrs.Judy Rudy Tooty. The baby Was conceived after He was "not to take Holy Communion" but did so anyway.

NannyState

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:48:22 -0500

No, #20, Mike Bloomberg is the Lindbergh Baby.

MissMeowy

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:36:19 -0500

I second bloated turtle without its shell. Or Gryphon.

Fritzdecat

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:19:03 -0500

it looks....Dead

mconnors

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:19:45 -0500

I read on digg someone commented to say it was a sea turtle- looks more like a sea turtle then a raccoon. "Ann Coulter!" LOL

JRod5417

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:53:28 -0500

Matty may be on to something. The thing mysteriously disappeared so there is no way we will know if it was even real.

Spiritof76

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:50:41 -0500

Looks rather obviously like a cat to me.

matty

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:17:08 -0500

I am going to call it right now It's a Patricia Pucchini model http://www.patriciapiccinini.net/ (click we are family) and it's a cross promotion with some company or movie or whatever. I guarantee that's what it is.

AggieAngst

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:12:38 -0500

I find that poor dead radogcoon more appealing than the anchors on Fox. I think they should autopsy it.

sasso

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:11:41 -0500

stop reading gawker and then reposting the same damn stories here. jesus.

edEx

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:34:47 -0500

raccoons have more snout... this has much less snout and more beak: see dead raccoon here: http://lh6.ggpht.com/_-T4u8Y9uAzc/Rv6vNP9z3yI/AAAAAAAAAGI/p2ltiTbCnSg/Costa+Rica+9-8-2007+3-30-34+PM.JPG and here: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i.pbase.com/u45/aestus/upload/35483173.2004.10.24.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.pbase.com/aestus/image/35483173&h=467&w=700&sz=123&hl=en&start=46&sig2=on6om-O31QPpXDqHEGzszA&um=1&tbnid=KZLhPb4olaDiNM:&tbnh=93&tbnw=140&ei=DiGSSJDdJYGaoQSB5rCUAQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddead%2Braccoon%26start%3D36%26ndsp%3D18%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN and here's a photo of the NYPD using the sidewalk as a road: http://lh6.ggpht.com/_1Djencygd4o/RKiMZhcbABI/AAAAAAAAAY8/J4Ok59sg_Qo/cimg0983.jpg

turbotempo

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:26:56 -0500

I saw something JUST like this at www.digitalfuntown.com

nccoonmom3

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:15:13 -0500

Raccoon's do not have beaks!!Its not a raccoon. I don't know of any animal that has a beak like a bird!!! Very odd looking creator.Known I've seen on the earth!!!!

fleshtone

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:07:44 -0500

And after all that, the lady anchor says "do raccoons have beaks?"

NannyState

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:02:07 -0500

Sen. John Edwards's lovechild!

jenspellnogood

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:59:02 -0500

hillary, is that you?

drewo

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:53:24 -0500

Probably more attractive than most dead humans.

Gregoire

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:51:17 -0500

How exactly is that a racoon?

smeto

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:48:19 -0500

Remember Teenage mutant Ninja Turtles? Remember The Secret of the Ooze? Remember Shredder's mutant henchmen Tokka and Rahzar? This is totally a viral marketing campaign for a TMNT reboot: http://cosmodromemag.com/content/the-secret-ooze

rbeshenk

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:44:17 -0500

There is no such thing as a turtle without its shell. The shell of a turtle is part of it's body. It doesn't come off like a jacket.

zodak

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:41:21 -0500

poor Meeko.

edEx

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:35:31 -0500

a fung wah escapee!

rdsizzle

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:29:50 -0500

Cute...

BlackieJones

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:26:27 -0500

It's the love child of babyhitler and matty.

Billiamsburg

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:20:46 -0500

It's Obama's daughter.

JRod5417

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:20:39 -0500

Why is it wearing an armband? That's just wrong.

matty

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:20:31 -0500

More viral marketing courtesy of Jen Carlson.

sqg

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:19:24 -0500

Chupacabra.

Jen Chung

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:08:16 -0500

Why does Jeff Corwin have to burst our Internet fun?

robingee

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:58:15 -0500

It's Ann Coulter!