Gothamist: License to Fornicate is Catching

bxbrian

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:28:42 -0500

maybe that's why "certain groups" have so many unwanted pregnancies?

moorecor

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 08:36:08 -0500

Great.... now 17 yr olds can now buy beer, smokes, AND spread STD's w/ their fake ID's

Bouncing Soul

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 04:31:09 -0500

The level of stupidity never ceases to amaze me. "Hold on baby, I need to call to see if you are STD-free so I can fuck you without a condom." This is an invitation to spread diseases and create more unwanted children for morons who still believe pulling out is an effective method of birth control.

JenChungsBra

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:42:50 -0500

Call me when they have an "STDFree with natural tits and loves deep throat and anal" card.

MFer

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 23:24:58 -0500

I like it raw.

west side Michael

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:41:15 -0500

I'm starting to counterfeit them right now! See yah on Times Sq and Broadway & W.28th street. "Look Luv just read the card ,my computer is down" Funny ,Wow how did we ever survive since Adam & Eve without er.plastic?.

Anna_Merkin

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:57:32 -0500

Centurion. FutureGuy83 points out exactly why I didn't launch this idea 10 years ago when it originally crossed my mind.

thisisbuddha

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:18:00 -0500

#2...excellent...I needed that laugh...my guess you won't find one of these in Billyburg...no one would pass

Qraymond

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:04:38 -0500

Does the card have your IQ printed on it as well? Talk about a faith-based initiative... this is almost as dumb as telling teens not to have sex at all. Bad Idea Jeans? I think I still have a pair of those somewhere next to my "Big Red" viking game: http://snltranscripts.jt.org/88/88gbigred.phtml

zpk

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:13:46 -0500

This card says the exact opposite of it's meant to say: "I like having lots of unprotected sex with random strangers." Nobody should sleep with anybody possessing one of these things.

zodak

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:12:20 -0500

bad idea jeans!

David McCaffredy

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:12:16 -0500

Its OK, John - I totally got the Bad Idea Jeans reference. Well played. Bonus points if you quote Shirt In A Can in a story.

matty

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:05:20 -0500

Joking aside I think this could make people have more unprotected sex in high risk areas. Only poor people are going to buy this and it will no doubt make people think that it is ok to have unprotected sex.

willw915

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:57:53 -0500

Randoms can rock - but only if you're using you're brain. This ‘proof’ will only be as current as the date last doctor's visit. I guess it is nice to have 'proof' that at a relatively recent time, one was 'STDFree' but that shouldn't actually have a great impact on the sexual activities that a couple would typically engage in. At least not for me, I guess.

FutureMan83

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:55:52 -0500

so is the ID accurate up to the minute? because if you had unprotected sex the night before with an infected partner, i don't think that's going to be reflected on last month's STD test.

babyhitler

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:42:40 -0500

this is dumb. first of all. if you have sex with a hot chick you are going to get an STD. 25% of all young girls have an std and 90% of all hot chicks have one (I'm not kidding). You can have sex with the wallflower and play it safe however. And what happens if you don't have an std, get a card and proceed to get a std by using the card. Then you have an std but a stdfree card. doesn't compute.

spiritross

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:40:29 -0500

Another thing for high school kids to make fake ids of

dimshine

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:35:35 -0500

i have one of these, they're called Amex Black

matty

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:34:48 -0500

I can see Tracy Jordan on thirty rock with one of these. lol.