Madonna Needs a V8 or Something

There are some photographs a really skinny-looking Madonna leaving the Kabbalah Centre in Midtown. The Daily News calls her a "funereal girl...gone from glamorous to cadaverous" while British tabloid The Sun thinks she looks plain odd, wondering if a vacuum sucked "out most of her face." The Material Girl is turning 50 next month, and the Sun also reported that she and Guy Ritchie will renew their vows in England around that time. Her Sticky & Sweet Tour starts August 23 in Cardiff, Wales--she'll make her way to North America with five shows at Giants Stadium and Madison Square Garden in October.

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By Jen Chung in Arts and Events on July 27, 2008 11:44 AM

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Snoopy

Nanny. That last comment was way too cruel. Truthful, but cruel none the less. AIDS can wreck some serious dehydration on a body.

NannyState

She's obviously been doing too much cardio and besides not having her makeup spackled on, it appears she's left home without her dentures. As we've learned from her sex-crazed days 20 years ago, too many pubic hairs can rot your teeth out.

Snoopy

"NIGHT OF THE KILLER KABBALAH" starring Madge Madonna coming October to the Garden and Jersey. Tickets begin at $850. Scalp your's now.

BogusMadonna50

I've said it hundreds of times before: this woman is starving for love, and will do A N Y T H I N G for love and attention, thinking/feeling attention is also "love".

Let it be a lesson: that if you need to control yourself and other people in order to get "love" That's NOT love - it's SOMETHING ELSE.

Rocknrope

Where is this woman?

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/madonnaWENN_468x378.jpg

GlennQuagmire

She looks like the Crypt-Keeper

angry_pickle

She did have a nice body. I think makeup makes a difference. Well she is 50 now ... she should retire as a performer because those dance moves are taking a toll on her.

Novanglus

No, Spirit, you're wrong. Though she wasn't emaciated a few years ago, she did not have a great body. She was tone, but still looked like a crackhead.

Spirit of 76

Definitely something wrong here. Only a couple of years ago, she had an amazing body for a woman her age. It's like she suddenly jumped into her 70s in this picture. Did someone just destoy her "Picture of Dorian Gray" painting?

cucarachita

No, I don't think it's just no makeup! It's her expression, and look at the veins popping out of her arms! that's scary! She really looks wasted, or wasting... There's more than one picture of her at that same place and moment, and she just looks weird.

Did she have some work done on her face that's starting to expire its warranty or something?

Or maybe she just doesn't know how to hold herself now that she's older. Sometimes that's all it is. Maybe she still thinks she's young. Funny how when a mother is next to a daughter that looks just like she did in her youth, it almost seems as if the daughter is the one sucking the very life and youth out of the mother. That's very Edvard Munch!

Novanglus

Aside from no makeup, look at her arms. There's a much bigger problem for her than not having a layer of Clinique.

Should hang herself with her red string and just end it already.

Rfive

I would NOT hit that.

Ick...

Billiamsburg

Oh she must be entering her meth addict period. At least shes done with that Indian new age bullshit

rubyredhead

people are so ignorant. this is just her without make-up. the end.

Novanglus

So A-Rod leaves his tranny wife to hook up with Skellator?

Madonna was never very attractive to begin with, and is one of the most snot-nosed people in showbiz.