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Photograph of Red Sox fans making A-Rod's time in the on-deck circle more Madonna-ful by Elise Amendola/AP
As expected, the hometown crowd at Fenway Park was ready to harass Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez, whose private life has been very public lately. Last year, after A-Rod's public appearance with a blond stripper made news, Boston fans wore blond lady masks.
Though fans were armed with photographs of Madonna, who allegedly used Kabbalah to lure A-Rod, the Sox still lost to the Yankees (and A-Rod was 2 for 4). Sox fans are also probably ruminating over their star player Manny Ramirez, who was absent last night, prompting frustration and speculation.
The Yankees will play the Red Sox again today at 3:55 p.m.--it'll be Andy Pettitte vs. Tim Wakefield.
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There's something disturbing about the taunters! Are they also blond strippers?
they'll still open their crabbie patties for him.
the only 'female' residents of boston are either imported blond strippers, or ugly drunk irish whores. boston sucks.
Not news. The Yanks had great game. A squeaker.
"Blonde."
Boston is a crappy has-been town that only has its sports and crusty provincialism to sustain its inhabitants. They wish their baseball team was half as interesting as the Yanks.
Main Entry:
blond
Variant(s):
or blonde \ˈbländ\
Function:
adjective
Etymology:
Anglo-French blunt, blound, masculine, blounde, feminine
Date:
15th century
1: of a flaxen, golden, light auburn, or pale yellowish-brown color ; also : having blond hair —spelled blond when used of a boy or man and often blonde when used of a girl or woman2 a: of a light color b: of the color blond c: made light-colored by bleaching
— blond·ish Listen to the pronunciation of blondish \ˈblän-dish\ adjective
This post sucks. Of all the things to focus on, you chose this? Did you even watch the game?
How about Joba's 3 hit, 9K, 0 R performance over 7 innings giving up only one walk, with nary a sox reaching 2nd base? How about him knocking asshole Kevin Youkilis to the deck with a nasty inside pitch, and then staring him down? How about Giradi showing some real guts by pulling Farnsworth who almost blew the game with another mental meltdown? How about Mo's dominating 5 out save, getting Ortiz on two pitches in the top of the ninths and then fanning Drew with the bat on his shoulders with the tying run on first to end the game?
Such an exciting game and all you can talk about is a lame unfunny attempt at a joke perpetrated by a bunch of typically stupid Boston fans in the stands. I don't think you even like baseball, maybe you should stick to paraphrasing Page 6 gossip columns.
Here's your headline: A-Rod, Madonna Affair Relevant Only to Puerile Starfuckers/Sex & The City Fans
Those fat red faced pasty fuckers can hold up whatever they want hows it working for them this series? huh??
#3 wins this one in early innings.
as a red sox fan, I have to say, I too think that these women are stupid bitches. i am growing increasingly tired of all the bandwagon moron fans who think it's chic to go to fenway park and pretend like you know whats going on. i agree with all above, these are some stupid fat whores. they probably wear pink hats. they think they're so clever and funny, they probably got those tickets from their impotent, balding husbands. God, I really hate stupid bitches who think they are cute and or funny. Not funny, shut up.
I am not an ignorant Bostonian, and am getting REAL TIRED of the circus surrounding Red Sox games. Where were these cows before 2004? Ugh.
lol @ Avenue Hebrew, couldn't agree more.
Those pictures didn't help us win the series now did they?