Gothamist: Wrestler Gone Wild at Captain Lou Albano's Party

broadwayblue29

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:49:54 -0500

The owner of La Lanterna was sleeping with Beulah. Break out the cane. ECW ECW ECW "OH MY GOD"

NannyState

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:51:34 -0500

I blame it on the Acromegaly.

Dan Dickinson

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:05:29 -0500

I hope someone called 911. A chokeslam could've solved this problem very easily.

Anna_Merkin

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:25:49 -0500

Where is Gordon Solly when you need him?

Polite New Yorker

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 13:54:45 -0500

Why didn't New Jack or Sabu jut hit him with a guitar or step ladder or coil of barbed wire or stop sign or table or chair? Gothamist Cynic had it right. I miss the old ECW. ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!

JMH

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:20:14 -0500

dancingruru wrote:[Captain Lou Albano] sat front row center at my high school production of Sound of Music and fell asleep halfway through act I.That's just about the funniest thing I think I've ever read on Gothamist.

bsalamon

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:28:25 -0500

met the guy a few years back...seemed like a nice quiet guy. maybe next time, the waiters/waitresses won't call him Hak

dancingruru

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:17:29 -0500

oh man I grew up in Carmel, NY where Captain Lou is THE local celebrity and starred in all the local body shop commercials and yelled through all the local restaurant commercials and sat front row center at my high school production of Sound of Music and fell asleep halfway through act I.

spiritross

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:12:22 -0500

ECW indeed! I cant believe the Sandman was hanging in my neighborhood last nite! Where is Sabu when you need him

Snoopy

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:01:17 -0500

See what steroids do to you? His picture almost looks like a cartoon of what a wrestler should look like.

bxbrian

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:41:39 -0500

but i thought all that wrestling stuff was fake... someone oughta give them all the Mandible Claw.

Rfive

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:33:05 -0500

Happy Birthday Captain Lou!!!!

HowBoutDemCowboys

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:15:57 -0500

A witness told the Post that Fullington and La Lanterna's owner had gotten into a fight, and the owner pulled a beer bottle on the wrestler. The Sandman then took the bottle, chugged its contents, and then smashed it against his own head. Or at least that's how I imagine it went down since that's SOP for the Hardcore Icon.

Gothamist_Cynic

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:08:30 -0500

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