A 41-year-old man was arrested in a hit-and-run incident that has left a 9-year-old girl in a coma. Saturday night, Nacirema Brown had run into Rockaway Avenue when a tan Nissan Maxima hit her. Witnesses told the girl's mother the driver got out of the car to yell, "You stupid little bitch!" before driving away. Police, who found the car on Park Place near Eastern Parkway, charged the suspect with leaving the scene of an accident.




ah yes, the Nacirema.
Can't they also charge him with being a gigantic ass?! I mean wtf.
Haha, haven't seen that name in a while. Useless social science degree...
Here's a big hug for Nacirema and her mom. I hope that Nacirema feels better soon. That driver is, needless to say, a disgusting human being and a giant ass.
The first time I read this I thought "Nissan Maxima" was the name of the guy who hit her. Maybe they're cousins, I thought.
Has anyone named their kid "Nyquil" yet?