July 18, 2008
Air Guitar Gets Bloody in Brooklyn
Taryn Kapronica, stage name Bettie B. Goode, may be the sickest air guitarist in the region, but the Brooklynite's title has come with a hefty price: her toe. The Daily News says the winner rocked her U.S. Air Guitar Championships Brooklyn Regional performance at the Music Hall of Williamsburg so hard that her toe bent backwards and was later amputated! She told the paper that: "By the time I hit the ground and looked down, my toe was pretty much gone and just hanging from a thread." Blood dripping across the stage, she continued to play finish her air cover of Scorpion's "Rock You Like a Hurricane," saying "I just kept on air guitaring". The U.S. Air Guitar blog has an account of the incident, which took place on July 9th:
Then, it happened. Bettie B. Goode started her routine by jumping off the stairs you take to get from backstage to on-stage. She promptly ran up to the balcony, climbed over the railing, onto the plexi-glass awning above the soundbooth that is, presumably, there to prevent drinks from the balcony falling on the sound equipment – that is to say, not meant to support the weight of a full-grown human being, no matter how slight or dainty her build. Bettie then ran over to the judge’s table where we all got a good look at her toe, which by then, was broken in half, bleeding, with white bone showing. She beat out the two technically superior contestants, but I mean... Bone was showing. She was declared the winner and promptly whisked away to the emergency room. Which just goes to show... In Air Guitar, sometimes when you win, you actually... are insane.Kapronica added that she still plans to represent New York in the sixth annual U.S. Air Guitar Championships in San Francisco on August 8th. Now that's dedication! Another competitor dubbed Kapronica a "hero" having earned her place in "air guitar lore."
Photo via Kapronica's Flickr.




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Best quote: "She beat out the two technically superior contestants, but I mean... Bone was showing."
That is seriously awesome. Hat's off to Bettie B. Goode.
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I am incredibly torn. Is super rad or incredibly sad?
Yeah I said torn. Like her toe. Get it?
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METAL!
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If this doesn't set the pace for the defining moment of music trends in the 00's, I dont know what will...
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^Nobody else does either.
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Wait...was she not wearing shoes or something? Or maybe I'm not aware of the official air guitar rules??
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Klaus Meine would be proud.
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She'll go down in the list of my air-guitar heros, like.....hmmmm....what???
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Hardcore.
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that is so hot i can't stand it. i want to make love to this woman. this post is so metal that i am going to avoid it during lightning storms.
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Really? Cause it sounds pretty sad to me.
Grandma Taryn tries to explain why she's missing a toe: "No, not a war. Air guitar."
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^and thus becomes the coolest grandma on the block.
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Bring back the draft
take women this time.
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Now she can "Air Tap Dance".